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LMAO!!!...im going to ask her that...sure i will get in trouble, but it is funny to p*ss my teachers off...especially her!!! she makes me sit in a corner by myself with my desk turned to the wall. yay!!!

My teacher ripped up an argument I wrote

my teacher just hates my gut-

"Mrs.Zimmerman, i left my book in your class. you have it"- Rin

"oh, you did?...since when is my room a locker?"-Mrs.Z.

"never said it was..."-Rin

-next day-
"ok, im collecting peoples books...Miss Alyssa i have yours, when were you going to tell me you lost it?"-Mrs.Z

"...ummm, i dont know, when you stopped being an ass"-Rin-says quietly-

"im sorry what did you say?"- Mrs.Z

"nothing...absloutely nothing"-Rin

"is that even possible!?"-Bonnie

"shut up Bonnie, dont make me pound you to a pulp!"-Rin

"Alyssa! Leave poor Bonnie alone!...thats it you have detetion, tomorrow, MY ROOM!"-Mrs.Z

....see, she hates me!...i didnt do anything!

SHE HAS A STUPID ARMOUR ROCK-MADE GRIMY HEAD

lol

SHE IS AS THICK AS THE TIP ON A FAT BEROL DRYWIPE PEN

..... lol

A BRAIN STARTED AS A WATERMELON, BUT IT SHRINKED INTO A TINY PEA

LMAO...i fell of my chair

SHE IS SHRINKING HERSELF, HER BRAIN CELLS ARE CORRUPT AND THE SPACE WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE IS FILLED WITH BOOKS AND BISCUITS, SHE CAN'T EVEN THINK

actually...she is too stupid for numbers, make it just books...cause she doesnt even finish her sentences, not joking ask kagomeH sometime.

THE BEST THING IN HER LIFE IS BISCUITS, AND TEA. SHE IS SO SAD SHE DOSEN'T HAVE ENOUGH GUT TO FINISH HER SENTENCES

lol!

HER BRAIN IS SHRINKING RAPIDLY, AS SHE SPEAKS HER IQ IS DECREASING, DOSEN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SIT DOWN OR MOVE

hey!!! that kind of sounds like her!!!

SHE CAN'T SEE OR HEAR PROPERLY, SHE CAN'T REMEMBER HER OWN NAME ANS JUST FOLLOWS WITH THE ACT