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have you guys heard the top 15 excuses to get off work...people now days need a better imagination

1. Employee was poisoned by his mother-in-law.
2. A buffalo escaped from the game reserve and kept charging the employee every time she tried to go to her car from her house.
3. Employee was feeling all the symptoms of his expecting wife.
4. Employee called from his cell phone, saying that he was accidentally locked in a restroom stall and that no one was around to let him out.
5. Employee broke his leg snowboarding off his roof while drunk.
6. Employee's wife said he couldn't come into work because he had a lot of chores to do around the house.
7. One of the walls in the employee's home fell off the night before.
8. Employee's mother was in jail.
9. A skunk got into the employee's house and sprayed all of his uniforms.
10. Employee had a bad case of hiccups.
11. Employee blew his nose so hard, his back went out.
12. Employee's horses got loose and were running down the highway.
13. Employee was hit by a bus while walking.
14. Employee's dog swallowed her bus pass.
15. Employee was sad.

Number uno might be believable...but the others suck. I've never missed a day of work...Well I have but I made up the hours for it when I could. I can't skip school for work. I've almost skipped going to work because of emotional stress.

Yes, number one...Mother in laws are one of the greatest evils...

wow those excuses suck :/

Especially the last one.

haha if sum1 was actually sad i'd tell them to suck up hold everything inside and get therapy a few years later ^_^

Come now, that's not nice.

Well, it would depend what "service" you're in. If your in the one I am currently in, you couldn't possibly get away with that. (When I mean service I mean the field you work in).

What service can you be in that can get away with that?

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*Falls* Hahahahaahaha! Come on, it wasn't that bad, was it?

Cloud Leonhart wrote:What service can you be in that can get away with that?

Fast food, Trade, Medical, etc... You just can't really be in public service.

Seriously doubt that. If your sad your sad, i know no job that would take that as in excuse.

Have you tried it before?

One time i told my job I had a dentist appointment and they fired me. :O
Haha. So being sick i'm sure won't work.

Geez...what did you work as?