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the only ones i find believable are:

1. Employee was poisoned by his mother-in-law.
mother in laws are scary
5. Employee broke his leg snowboarding off his roof while drunk.
drunks do alot of stupid crap
6. Employee's wife said he couldn't come into work because he had a lot of chores to do around the house.
his wife could be very mean
11. Employee blew his nose so hard, his back went out.
i've seen a person hurt his back by sneezing

Cloud Leonhart wrote:Geez...what did you work as?

I worked in an after school children thing. Haha.

About #11...for real? I've never seen that happen.

An after school children's thing? What did you do?

yep, and it wasnt fake because the person didnt have a job and didnt need one. all it takes is a bad back to start with and a hard jerk from a sneez and bam a blown out back from sneezing

I'd imagine that you'd have to be pretty old for it to happen, though.

no, not at all i've seen it happen a few times to people in their 30's and 40's

Cloud Leonhart wrote:About #11...for real? I've never seen that happen.

An after school children's thing? What did you do?

Hmmm, I did a lot. I helped with arts and crafts, took atendence, did activites, helped with home work and served snack.

In RPGs, they'd be considered old people. Really though...is a blown out back really painful?

Ah...were you good at your job?

Cloud Leonhart wrote:Really though...is a blown out back really painful?

i dunno i've never had one, i've heard that they are

Cloud Leonhart wrote:In RPGs, they'd be considered old people. Really though...is a blown out back really painful?

Ah...were you good at your job?

Yes i do believe so. I recall telling them i was going to quit in the beginning of the year, cause she hired these two dirtbags, and she talked me out of it. I think she was PMSING, and the day before she fired me i smart mouthed her on accident.

...I'm gonna be careful the next time I blow my nose or sneeze.

Ah...so it's kind of your fault...

Cloud Leonhart wrote:...I'm gonna be careful the next time I blow my nose or sneeze.

smart a**

Hahaha, really I don't intend to be.

lol

this is an interesting read XD

but still...i think they hurt but really that happen's with old people

Cloud Leonhart wrote:
Ah...so it's kind of your fault...

How kind of you Cloud dear.

old people can still work though, and the list never specified age