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Re: Quotes
Posted: Dec 12, 2008 5:50pm
by + тнє ѕαιηт +
Spoof of Cosmos edited for Redneck
"Scientists can prove that the beginning of time was created by a.."
"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD"
"..ig bang"
Re: Quotes
Posted: Dec 13, 2008 5:32pm
by Sasami Jurai
"Shut up, you scrap metal!" - Milk from Super Milk Chan
Re: Quotes
Posted: Dec 14, 2008 10:40am
by The Rage
Am I really weird or are you really boring?
-Rage
Re: Quotes
Posted: Dec 14, 2008 4:37pm
by Sasami Jurai
Rofl, Rage!!
"Help!! Flip me over! Flip me over! Hellllllpppp!!!" - Talking Bubba (who lives in my house)
Re: Quotes
Posted: Dec 14, 2008 5:00pm
by The Rage
(I seriously wonder that sometimes, lol.
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I am your father! -Darth Vader
Re: Quotes
Posted: Dec 14, 2008 6:42pm
by Sasami Jurai
Don't geniuses live in lamps? - Patrick [from SpongeBob SquarePants!]
(Roflmao!!! HAHAHAHAHA)
Re: Quotes
Posted: Dec 15, 2008 3:47am
by Hardcore
Lol, Sasami xD
"Firmly grasp it in your hand" - Patrick xD
Re: Quotes
Posted: Dec 15, 2008 9:22am
by The Rage
"I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." -Groucho Marx
Re: Quotes
Posted: Dec 15, 2008 2:39pm
by Lestat69_99
"It's beautiful outside.....If you just so happen to be a penguin." Overheard at work
"I prefer winter to summer. During the winter as it gets colder you can just add layers to keep warm, but in the summertime? You can only strip down so far before you get arrested...." Me
Re: Quotes
Posted: Dec 15, 2008 4:00pm
by Sasami Jurai
Isn't this great, Squidward? It's just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us.
- SpongeBob SquarePants
Re: Quotes
Posted: Dec 15, 2008 4:12pm
by Hardcore
Lmfao. xD
"Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! .. Gimme?" - Mr. Krabs
Re: Quotes
Posted: Dec 15, 2008 4:42pm
by Sasami Jurai
Lmao! Mr. Krabs is a greedy cheapskate. XD!!
"Too tough for me? That's downright ridiculous! I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes."
- SpongeBob SquarePants
(LMAOROFL!!!! XD!!!!!)
Re: Quotes
Posted: Dec 15, 2008 5:49pm
by scorpionwarrior
(Lois walks in on Stewie torturing a bully)
Stewie: We're playing house...
Lois: But that kid is all tied up!
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.
Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.
(Peter has to come up with a fake name on the spot, so he looks around the room to get inspiration)
Peter Griffin: Uh... my name is...(he sees a pea)
Peter Griffin: Pea...
(he sees a woman crying)
Peter Griffin: ... tear...
(he sees a Griffin fly by)
Peter Griffin: ... Griffin. Peter Griffin
Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am?
Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?
Re: Quotes
Posted: Dec 15, 2008 9:22pm
by Sasami Jurai
[SpongeBob as Hall Monitor, sees an open window of a house and barges into the home through the window, scaring a couple who are enjoying their dinner]
SpongeBob: I'm the open-window maniac!!!
[the couple runs out of the house, screaming]
Re: Quotes
Posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:40am
by Tyche
Demetri Martin: I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
AFI makes me rofl.
Interviewer: Isn't it weird to think your faces are on a lot of bedroom walls?
Davey: We don't think of ourselves in those terms. It may be true but it's hard to think of ourselves in those terms.
Hunter: I have a poster of Adam on my bedroom wall
Davey: We all have posters of Adam.
My ideal girl should be smart, drug free, and hot. People say its not important, but it is...oh and she can't hate me either.-Davey
Re: Quotes
Posted: Dec 16, 2008 12:22pm
by Sasami Jurai
(Lmao Sarah-la, hotties are funny during interviews x3 Take Rob Pattinson for example. Daniel Radcliffe is funny too, but not stupid funny. Watch the recent 'Inside the Actors Studio' with Daniel Radcliffe, if it's available online!! He's like .. very sophisticated, well mannered, & totally witty funny. =] <3)
Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today! - SpongeBob SquarePants