Absolute Anime

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - Unknown

"Its not what your Country can do for you, its what your country can steal from other countries."

"Liar liar plants for hire." - Patrick Star

Sasami Jurai wrote:"Liar liar plants for hire." - Patrick Star

Lawll <3


"Happy opposite day Squidward.. we.. Hate you." -Patrick and Spongebob
"Let me show you guys.. how much I.. hate you.." - Squidward
xD

Nelly wrote:

Sasami Jurai wrote:"Liar liar plants for hire." - Patrick Star

Lawll <3


"Happy opposite day Squidward.. we.. Hate you." -Patrick and Spongebob
"Let me show you guys.. how much I.. hate you.." - Squidward
xD

Rofl. x3

"Happy Leif Erickson Day!! Yeegahangadeenger" - SpongeBob SquarePants

Ickis: [refering to the blob] And when he looks at us that way, you know he's thinking... breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Krumm: I wanna be dinner.

Aaahh!!! real monsters, such an old show

Mhmm.

"A Baby's Gotta Do What A Baby's Gotta Do!" - Tommy Pickles [Rugrats]

This is a story about an ordinary teddy bear. When he was made, they found something wrong with him, and threw him away like a piece of rubbish into an old dark storeroom. Then from outer space, a spotty man bought him back to life with his cosmic dust. He took him to a magic cloud where Mother Nature gave him special powers. That bear became Super Ted! ~[SuperTed Intro]

Who lives in a Pineapple under the Sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- from the SpongeBob Intro.

"Silence! I kill you!" Achmed

Retreat? We're just attacking in a different direction.

We're surrounded? Good now we can fire in any direction....Those bastards won't get away this time. Both by Chesty Puller

Juno:

"Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo's prego."

"You see, when a woman is 21 years old, she's protected by law. When a woman is 65, she's protected by nature. Anyone in between is fair game." Cary Grant in Operation Petticoat.

“Our sun is one of 100 billion stars populating our galaxy. Our galaxy is one of billions of galaxies populating the universe. It would be the height of arrogance to think that we are the only living things in that enormous immensity.” - Werner Von Braun

Click!!!!!

[Ammer tells Adam Sandler's character how their Japanese clients are impatient.]

"These guys are Japanese. They can't wait for their fish to cook."

(rofl, I loooove this one. x3)

Audrey Hepburn: Wasn't it Shakespeare who said, "When strangers do meet in far off lands, they should ne'er long to see each other again"?

Cary Grant: Shakespeare never said that!

Audrey Hepburn: How do you know?

Cary Grant: It's terrible; you just made it up.

Audrey Hepburn: Oh well, it sounds right. Are you going to call me?

The absence of evidence isn't the evidence of absence - Carl Sagan