My Moderator Application: Jesus Christ

[Pennyroyal Tea]

Ppl, let's not sway away from the topic so much please?

No, no.. and no again.

You've stated in your previous application you were a moderator once, and abused your powers.

If you can't be serious.. why bother posting here? You're a decent person, yes. But.. with an application like this, you actually made me laugh. Good job.

If you want this terminated.. call me.
(Please edit it, putting more than two seconds of work into it..?)

I guess "sorry" is the right word, for the criticism on this, and you. But it's needed.

You raise a good point P!NK. Being a Mod in AA is serious work. And, you have a history of abusing your powers. It is a privilege (not a right) to be a MOD, and just like any privilege, it can be taken away.

Not to mention, I'm no convinced by what you say. I agree with P!NK...you need to seriously add more info. Why should we trust you?

I second all that and like Jim Morrison, my answer would be "Hardy har har".

So you voted yes too?

[Hallow]

Hi
im jesus and i should be a moderator bcoz i think i'd make a good leader and people would believe what i say

You need better grammer.

[Raoul Duke]

It's spelled "grammar"

[josh]

[Jasse]

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

[deleted for double post XD]

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

The irony is that the two posts done by josh on Jesus and Jesus on josh in their applications, are the BEST posts ever made in the moderator application forums, based on the idea of moderator applications.

They also happen to be by far the two funniest posts in the history of AA.

I agree, but not in the history of AA.

It's spelled "grammar".

[Haruhi]

Aren't you just the forum's little arbiter and syntax "corrector".

Shut up.

You make me giggle.

Anyway, back to the matter at hand. Your application is a joke... right? If it is serious, then I'm afraid you're serevely underestimating what a good application is. Two seconds' worth of typing in disgusting internet grammar hardly constitutes a second glance, let alone an actual serious consideration for your moderating abilities. I say try harder next time, and actually put some thought into what you want to say before saying it.

[º-Tenshi_Karasu-º]

Well said Haruhi!

And no Morrison, I voted "no" but I had the same reaction.

[Raoul Duke]

It's not well said. It's entirely and unmistakably irrelevant.

[Haruhi]

Hm, I was commenting on his application, and that's what this thread is for, is it not? Seems pretty relevant to me. Perhaps shed some light on the irrelevancy so that I may fix whatever's wrong with it.

[Raoul Duke]

Clue:

Everything from "If it is serious..." onwards.

[Haruhi]

Yes that's very clever of you. But, since you failed to point out any specifics, your post is null and you lose.

Apologies.

[Raoul Duke]

You couldn't take the clue? Or a joke? lol. Since you fail to realise the obvious, you're very stupid.

I'll state it for you: Jesus Christ's application is blatantly disingenuous. You have to be blind not to see it.

His username is JESUS CHRIST, and he says, "I'll make a good LEADER and people will BELIEVE what I say"


He was making a joke. Not intended to be taken seriously. He has a history of doing this. One of his aps read, "I was a mod before and I abused my powers" yada yada yah.

Additionally, I know this for a fact because he's my brother. He lives in the room next to mine.

[Jasse]

Wow funneh, Haruhi who just pointed out this being a moderator application and that's what you talk about in here, just joined a battle of wits. Anyways, I think Jesus Christ is cute but Dr. Gonzo is way better (Hey how come you didn't answer my PM jackarse? -.-)

[Dretlin]

Yes that's very clever of you. But, since you failed to point out any specifics, your post is null and you lose.

Apologies.

"You lose", my god what age are you? Are you trying to be articulate or intelligent? All that happened there was you sounded like a spoiled child.

Dr. Gonzo and KiDA talk some sense into people please, like me I feel we have to do it too often.