joke alchemist names

[Kyo_Kitty555]

^this Ed is a weirdo plaese excuse me while I take her back to jail..................

[J.Kudo]

The Urine Alchemist

The "Lead Wings" Alchemist

The methane alchemist (Methane is the gas released from decaying animals, rotting garbage, and farts)

[Skyler Wing]

Farts?!

[Kou Akabane]

a handy alchemist that does your paper work for you : the Paper-Work Alchemist o.o;;... cant think of any really good ones that havent already been used yet...

[zia elric]

How about the "Hiccuping Alchemist"?
Or the "Crack-Smoking Alchemist"?
Or the "Overly-Hyper Alchemist"?
Or the "Sock-Wearing Alchemist"?
Or the "Nude Alchemist"?
Or the "Pinecone Alchemist"?
Or the "Full-Stomach Alchemist"?
Or the "Hippie Alchemist"?
Or the "Straightjacketed Alchemist?"
Or the "Why Am I Typing All of These Weird Names In? Alchemist"?
STOP HER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! COME BACK TO THE INSANE ASYLUM WHERE YOU BELONG!!! WE MISS YOU, YOU OBSESSED WITH PROPER GRAMMER ONE!!!!!!! YOU SPELLED GRAMMAR WRONG! YOU FATHEAD! (SEE!?!?! ) sry we're @ a sleepover & hyper.

[zia elric]

it wasn't me!!! my keyboard was hijacked!!

[Morganddy Aurora]

Nice, Zia... Too bad I did the socky one at ur thingy... {"Obsessed with Proper Grammar One", indeed, and NO, you DIDN'T spell grammar right originally... I couldn't type right! It's NOT my fault! Teeheehee! )
Hey, what about the: "Bubble Alchemist"? My sister thought that one up the other day...
Um...OH! I know one! The "Obsessed With Proper Grammar Alchemist!"

*And don't you dare say it's me, Z!!!* lol!

[zia elric]

i would never say that!! why you're the Completely Obsessed With Grammar Achemist. just obsessed wouldn't do ya justice! heehee

[NinjaStrike]

the power poopin alchemist
the pupe pullin alchemist
the urine blastin alchemist
the zit popin alchemist
the amazing achne alchemist
the super pooping alchemist
the yodeling yelper alchemist
the cow tippin alchemist
the ball breakin alchemist
tell me what u think of them

[Lil' Biki v2.0]

they're very ...interesting. then again, just about all of these are ...interesting. so what can i say?
how about: the not so smart alchemist
the my brain left me 5 years ago alchemist
the how long have i been in this deminsion alchemist
the where the heck am i alchemist
the how the heck did i get here alchemist
the who the heck are you people alchemist
or the when can i leave alchemist?

you people don't have to tell me. i know i'm twisted. i get like this sometimes. forgive me for being so...me. like i said before, what can i say?

[DarkFireDemon]

Hey I was joking!! How about the Piddle Alchemist. no, what about the Wootang Alchemist? The alchemist that can change all the attacks thrown at him into rap lyrics.

Lol,I like the last one.

[Ryoji Kaji]

Replacements:

The Flame Alchemist= The Spark Alchemist
The Crystal Alchemist= The Rock Alchemist
The FullMetal Alchemist= The Flowerpedal Alchemist
The Crimson Alchemist= The Banging Alchemist
The Sewing Life Alchemist= The Sewing Teddys Alchemist

Stuff like that I like