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hahaha, so do i, so do i, bye yo
so i was in gym and i was talkin to this girl, she gave me her MSN addy and we started talkin and she said i was cute, and i said she was hot, and she said lets go out, i was like REALLY!

if it dosent work out tell her to call me

no well be goin out, like tomarrow, were gonna be on each other, and i mean ON

lol

hehe

hook me up with one of her friends

"Jeez you guy, get your minds off women and let's start gathering info on this demon."

fine fine hmm oh a young butiful girl excuse me i have to take care of something"lance walks over to the girl and starts talking

"....Auuuuugh.... I guess me asking you to concentrate was kinda stupid... you'll never stop thinking about girls will you? *Sigh* I'm going to wander around a bit, maybe find a demon aura..."

found one its a weak demon to

"Then you kill it, I don't want to waste my time."

walks over to a rat demon"this is a demon ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahaha fine ill use my knife"lance grabs a knife and kills it"that is easy

"That's one of the lowest demons out there, of course it was a easy kill. We'll need all our strength to defeat the demon we're after."

ahh we???no you got it wrong im going into the vilage to get supplys and go around if you want the demon today than its only you

"....*sigh*... Why am I the only one on this team who takes our missions seriously... fine go, BUT NO HITTING ON WOMEN!!!"

The girl advances into the clearing, and spies the demon.....


Several minutes later she emerges.

"Mission accomplished," She says, slinging the demon's detached head over her shoulder. She activates the time-displacer, and steps through, returning to her own time.