Absolute Anime

Mega -_-

"im better than you"
trap

all you need to do is say "Im better than you" on your 5th turn and you win the game

slap a dork
trap

back hand your opponent and you win this card can only be use during your opponents turn

I wanna use that one on you right now.

lol

Dark Magical Faker
Spellcaster - Effect
2 Star - 600ATK 400DEF
When this card is face up on the field its name may be treated as either 'Dark Magician' or 'Dark Magician Girl'.

Dark Lord Shade wrote:slap a dork
trap

back hand your opponent and you win this card can only be use during your opponents turn

i need about nine of those... free excuse to backhand soneone

Dark Destiny (SPELL - NORMAL)
This card can only be activated when Forbidden Moon Goddess Ember is not online. Destroy the world.

card in the dungeon
magic card

Take a magic card from your craveyard and add it to your hand. If your opponent counters this card, pay 500 lifepoints and return it to your hand.

xD I leave and you guys make cards that start Violence. I LOVE IT xD.

Parody'ness Of B
Magic [quickplay]
Select 2 monsters on your opponents side of the field. Remove them from play. Then remove from play 2 cards from the top of your opponents deck. After this is done, shuffle your deck and restart the turn. When the restarted Turn is ended, inflict 200 LP damage to your opponent for every monster they have in their hand, on the field, and out of play. Increase you Life by 50 LP.

(Parody of the Clock Crew from Newgrounds xD)

Arcane force the death
level 8 fairy light

Toss a coin when this card is summoned. Depending on the result of the coin this creature gains one of the following effects.

Heads once per turn, detroy one monster on the enemies field feild and return a monster in your graveyard to your hand.

tails once per turn, detroy one monster on your feild and your opponent can return a monster in his/her graveyard to your opponent's hand.

atk 2800
def 2800

Daemons joy of war
Countinouse spell

Each time a demon of yours attacks it gain 1000 atk points. When it attacks a monster with a def lower then the atk of the demon inflict the differnce as dammage to your opponent.

Demons darken
Continuouse spell

every monster that is laid in attack postion is decreased its attack points by 500

hypnotic demon of dreams
level 7 dark demon

once per turn, discard a card from your hand, then switch a monster on your opponents side of the feild to defence mode and it can't be switched back for 3 turns. Aslong as this monster remains on the feild monsters effected by this effect can't activate an effect or be attacked. if the only monsters on your opponents side of the feild are effected by this effected your monsters can declare direct attacks. When ever this monster attacks your opponent activate spell of sleepwalk.

atk 2500
def 1500

Teachings of Tzeentch
Normal Spell Card
You may activate this card when there is a face up Chaos Sorcerer on your side of the field. Remove one monster from your opponent's side of the field from play. You may still use Chaos Sorcer's effect in addition.

Shadow master ninja Shogof
Level 5 dark demon

When this monster destroys a monster it may attack agian. Once per turn if this monster does not attack it gains 500 atk until it attacks your opponent directly. When this card atks your opponent directly your opponent must draw and discard one card for every turn this monster didn't attack. This monster must atk if it didn't attack for 2 turns.
Atk 2000
Def 1500