Absolute Anime

Athos wrote:Well, there isn't anything I can do about that. *stops writing pay check for Omega*

I think that if you leave, you can't post in here...or can you?

If you stop paying me then my messiah, Big Bird, will eat your soul.

...Not if I invoke the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Big Bird is the most powerful being in existance. There is no being in this universe or any other that can beat him. They only reason why we are even still alive is because of the mercy that Big Bird grants us.

I thought BB died due to that one disease.

Do not say such filth about the Messiah!!

'Tis not filth

Yes it is.

>.> *pulls out first amendment*

Big Bird has different amendments.

like?

Like this:

Amendment #1: Stop complaining and SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Amendment #2: The word of Big Bird is absolute law.
Amendment #3: Coveting your neighbors wife is fine, just don't covet their children or pets.

These are just the first 3 amendments of many more. Also, amendments and commandants are on the same list.

...*sighs* Read my post in the thread.

I already did. Like I said in that thread, they are also comandments at the same time.

What are you two talking about?

The Messiah, Big Bird.

Never heard of him and I don't wanna know