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chup...I've sorta got another one but its just really wierd

ok lets see it

ehhh..here goes nuttin..

Naraku: Like Hey whats up girl friends!!! lets go snorkling...in my fishy bowl!!!
Jaken: *pulls a string of hair out of Sesshoumarus head* DNA! DNA! DNA!
Sesshoumaru: *in a puty voice* why would you do that you big meany? wahhhhh!!!
Inuyasha: oooOOooo Miroku you sexy monk...wanna come to bed with me?
Kagome: Hey sango! Okey I killed Ken...so you wanna DO barbie now?
Sango: Hot damn! letrs go!

Stupid I know

ok......odd.....

yes all over my little skits oare very odd

but what sould i do???

what do you mean?

witch ones should i make?

hmmm...I don't know maby make one with every character being their opposites

lol,those are so funny and freaky

Inuyasha: Kikyou. Let's run away to colleg together...
Kikyou: Been there, done that. Anyways, I don't love you anymore. I love Kagome!*grabs Kagome and hugs her*
Kagome: Uhhh... Kikyou?
Kikyou: yes love? *snuggles*
Kagome: I love Shippou.
Kikyou: It's okay! I am too!
Kagome: What?! You two-timer!
Kikyou: I can't choose... I love you both!
Shippou: Actually I'm in love with Sesshomaru.
Kikyou: It's okay. *hugs Shippou* I love you both!
Kagome: Heeey! What about me?!

Shippou: *ignores Kagome* Can I have you and Sesshomaru, Kikyou?
Sesshomaru: *come out of nowhere* Actually, I'm in love with Naraku.
Naraku: *making out with Kagura* Actually, I'm in love with Jaken.
Kagura: What?! What about me?!
Naraku: *ignores Kagura* Where is Jaken?
Jaken: Lord Sesshomaru, may I elope with Miroku?
Miroku: *emerges in a wedding dress* But I'm engaged to Kouga!

*Back in Kagome's time*
Kouga: Hojou, will you bear my child?
Hojou:

Sesshomaru: Jaken, I will let you go. If you get me Naraku.
Naraku: *to Jaken* I will go. If you come with me Jaken...
Jaken: *to Naraku* I'll go with you if you get me Miroku.
Miroku: *to Naraku* I will come with you. If you get me Kouga.
Jaken: But, he's nowhere to be found.
Miroku: HE"S BEING UNFAITHFUL TO ME AGAIN... WIND TUNNEL!!! *sucks everybody up except Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: Miroku...
Miroku: WHAT?!?!?
Inuyasha: Did I ever tell you how beautiful you look in a wedding gown? And you're wearing white! Are you a virgin?
Miroku: Yes I am...
Inuyasha: *gets down on his knees* Will you marry me?
Miroku: Of course I will!!
*both kiss*

Sango: *appears out of nowhere* MIROKU!! How dare you be unfaithful to me?!?!?
Miroku: *takes Sango's hands* I'll marry you if you bear my child, Sango.
Inuyasha: MIROKU.....

woah...lol haha Rage your skit was funny...and slightly confusing around the end but thats only because of the "go get me so-and-so" part...

thats was funny

Yeah, I see what you mean. Hope this one isn't as confusing...

Inuyasha: Kagome?
Kagome: What is it, Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: I have a confession to make...
Kagome:
Inuyasha: I'm not a dog demon... I'm a ...cat demon
Kagome: It can't be...
Miroku: *appears out of nowhere* Does this mean we have to change the show from "Inuyasha" to "Nekoyasha"? (neko=cat)
Inuyasha: *boots Mirkou into the stratosphere*

Inuyasha: I have another confession to make...
Kagome: Oro?
Kenshin: *appears out of nowhere* Hey, that's my line!
Inuyasha: *ignores Kenshin* These ears of mine *points to ears* They're not really mine...
Kagome:
Inuyasha: They actually belong to Sesshomaru. I stole them from him when he wasn't looking. He's been out to kill me ever since...
Kagome: What about the Tetsaiga?
Inuyasha: Oh that! That's just a front! He's embarassed to admit the truth about his ears... *smells something* Something doesn't smell right...

Sesshomaru: *comes out of nowhere* I'LL KILL YOU INUYASHA!!!
Inuyasha: What else is new...
Sesshomaru: HOW DARE YOU TELL HER?!?!? *slaps Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: HOW DARE YOU SLAP ME?!?!? *slaps Sesshomaru*
Sesshomaru: BECAUSE I CAN, HALFBREED!! *slaps Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: DON'T CALL ME "HALFBREED"!! *slaps Sesshomaru*
*they keep on with their "cat"fight*

Meanwhile...
Kenshin: *beating Kagome with his sakabatou* HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY CATCH PHRASE?!?!?!
Kagome: OW OW!! It wasn't me! *points to Rage* She made me do it!!
Rage: Me? Why I'd never...
Kenshin Battousai:
Rage::heh: D-d-did anyone ever tell you how sexy you look with the huge cross-shaped scar?
Battousai Kenshin: Oh! Why thank you!
Rage: Does this mean you will spare me?
Kenshin Battousai:
Rage: EEEEEEHHHHH!!! *flees*
Battousai: *goes after her*

Rage: *turns around* Kagome slept with Kaoru!!!
Battousai: WHAT?!?!?
Kagome: We-we only had a couple of sakes...One thing led to another and....
Battousai:
Kagome: EEEEEHHH!!!! *flees*
Battousai: *goes after her*

Meanwhile...
Sesshomaru: GIVE ME BACK MY EARS err-- Tetsaiga!!! OR I'LL MOLEST YOU!!!
Inuyasha: I can't! They're super-glued on!
Sesshomaru:
Inuyasha:
Sesshomaru: *glomps on Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: HELP!!!!!

Inuyasha: Kagome!Let me touch your soft smooth sexy legs!
Kagome: Go to hell you mother f***er!
Inuyasha: But Kagome........I can't resist you! *glomps her!
Kagome: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Miroku,Sango,Shippo,Kikyo,Kilala,Naraku,and Kouga joins in*
..........to be continued due to my laziness....

Kagome: Oh my Sango..you look so hot today.
Sango: Ka-kagome..really? Oh my, really?
Kagome: Yeah.
Miroku: *breaks in ninja style* SANGO!!! NOOOO!!!!!
Kagome: *chokes Miroku's neck* SANGO IS MINE! SANGO IS MINE!!!
Sango: Let me help you, my love..*shaves Miroku's head*
Kagome: Oh my Sango..
Sango: I love Kagome!!!