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zabuza:haha!slow little wench!
saiyuki:*performs hand seals*summoning jutsu!dragon gaurdian of the ginryu clan!*bites thumb for blood and slams hand on the floor and the room fills with a menacing roar and a set of emerald green eyes appear through the smoke*

Niwa: What the?

*the smoke clears and a huge black dragon stands rigid next to saiyuki*
sai:haha! beat that!*chibi evile grin*

We'll meet again someday, boy *orochimaru disappears in a cloud of smoke*

sai:h-huh!*chibi shocked*i din't even use it!

Niwa: Orochimaru, ran away?

kakashi:*sighs*no...trust me niwa...he'll be back in no time...but aside from that...*puts away book and approches saiyuki as her dragon dissapears in smoke*
saiyuki:eh?*looks at him*whats up?
kakashi:*stops*u have some talking to do with niwa....*raises eye brow and leans into her face*but first things first....*notices her injuries and sighs*u and niwa both need medical attention...
sai:*glares*ah shaddup!*raises hand but whinces in pain and falls to the floor*gah....okay...ur....right....

Niwa: Kakashi's right....

kakashi:i know..*grins at niwa and they both glare at niwa*sai:shu up...ur embaassing m....kakashi:oh come now...i could do worse..like show niwaur baby and todr pictures....
sai:NO!

Niwa: *laughs* Kakashi-sensei, you're weird. In a cool kind of way

sai:*growls* no kiddin'...he's just fibbin'...
kakashi:is that so...*pulls out a picture of saiyuki at her 3rd b-day with cake all over her face and a geeky grin holding a spoon*
sai:gack!

Niwa: Kawaii!!!

sai:*lunges at him*no no kawaii!!*grabs the picture and stuffs it in her vest*
kakashi:or maybe this one?*a picture of her as a new born crying her head off and a disgrunteled cousion kakashi with a nervous look *

Niwa: Super kawaii!

saiyuki:*snap* how can i be kawaii! i'm nearly bald in that picture!*points out she has only a little bit of black hair in the pic*

Niwa: babies are cute. Everybody knows tha....uuuuuuuugh! *falls asleep and lands on the floor*