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never tryd any alcohol. my mom wont let me have ne. ;.; i wanted some earlyr but my mom sed no. ;.; my dad sed i could tho <.< >.>

So you listened to your mom?

yeah. XD! ur horrible. im guessing u dont listen to ur momz? besides, it stank. ;.;

I gotta listen to my mom or she takes away all my books and my library card.

o.o so ur punishment is no reading? i think i used to be like that. my mom threatened me with no tv for a week. >.<

I can live without T.V., but not without books.

thats good. i so used to be like that. i dont need a library card tho. i hate borrowing books. iv had library book for years. they dropped the fine eventually. XD! it was like $120. never paid a cent on it i like buying books. theyre legally mine. XD! plus if they get damaged i dont have to pay extra for them.

KoYue wrote:I gotta listen to my mom or she takes away all my books and my library card.

That is unconstitutional! (under the 8th Amendment, United States Constitution). (XD).

That's nothing...If I don't listen to my mom, the following events will probably happen in this order.

1) My mom would give me the "new" and "improved" definition of ---kicking.

1a) If I were to call the local authorities, she would give me something to really tell them about, and in exchange, they would really have something to investigate.

2) All my assets would be on the front lawn before I could count to one.

3) And, if by the Grace of God, if I was alive (but barely) and my Dad were to come home, I would be reduced too...well, you know what they say, "ashes to ashes, dust to dust."

I think you guys begin to see the picture XD. This perhaps is an exaggeration-however like I said- something close to this would most likely happen.

...And this is why I can survive under an authoritative figure, and perhaps the military...

wow shes that bad?? my mum almost sounds perfect now.

XD. Well, my mom's personal history goes to prove that she means what she says.

lol my mum hardly ever sticks to what she says but when she does its scary ^^

yeah XD. I have a big back yard...she's threatened to bury me there before XD

Am I ever lucky. Do only thing I have to put up with is that I'm not allowed to download anything. I never need to worry about a beating.

Even though there is no threat of a beating I still follow my moral compass and try to do the right thing whenever I can.

As the saying goes, "the beatings will continue as morale improves."

I've never heard that saying before.

Well, now you have.