Absolute Anime

TELL ME

well you see the dead body out there

*points to the husk of a figure on the floor with boold running downt he wall behind him*

he tried killing me kick me through the door, broke one of my ribs so i shot him... then some runied my faverite cloak with an arrow with a message from my tutor on it

(kind of thinking my fantasy but that will do for now)

Oh

*raises remington in the air*


to sicily!!!!!

"FARTS LOUDLY"

*boots bewd in the ass.....get in my car....points to the lamboghini countash thingy w00t*

make sure you got your weapons handey we are going to need them

*pulls out and lays on the table his sword, spear, axe, second pistol, few sticks of TNT, a board errasor, a mace , a cross bow and a few bolts*

got mine

*raises his remington 12 gauge pistol grip shotgun once more* got mine.....wait...

*walks over to pantry and gets a toothe pick....*

now i've got mine...!!!!!!!!!!!!o and a pen!!!!!*

*puts them back*

shall we then

*points to the door*

watch for dead body, i think i will skip paying to day

*goes towards the door*

Emissary of Despair wrote:*raises his remington 12 gauge pistol grip shotgun once more* got mine.....wait...

*walks over to pantry and gets a toothe pick....*

now i've got mine...!!!!!!!!!!!!o and a pen!!!!!*

"Picks ED and throws him in a spikey ditch"

i would like to leave to day

*stroles out the door*

*jumps in the drivers seat*


you coming bewd

Spills tar on the road

*climes in*

whoa ok no offence but can we please use a little less of the short cuts i cant understand much

*gets back out*

hang on some one is giving me a weird look, you lot wait here i will go check it out, get the engine running just in case

*walks off and follows some one round the corner*

"Spills oil on road and floods sewers"

*turns on car..lol reves the engine*