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Cody wrote:well then as you said"you shouldn't have entered this debate"

I DO hope you know that pretty much everything they throw into fillers (ep136 and on) is random bull.

I think One Piece would win. Before all you Ninja Fanboys and Fangirls go Rabid on me - I have these few; important - valid points.

I've watched ALL of the One Piece Episodes, and Read ALL of the Manga up to date. I know what I'm talking about, you might be saying "You don't know sh.it Yami!"
Well you've got some nerve saying that to someone who can ban your ass
Besides you're wrong. I know what I'm talking about.

Luffy is made of Rubber I can remind you; he can stretch for bloody miles, and a snap back hurts. If it got you in the gut - say goodbye to your organs my dear friend.
He can send people flying miles away, and with his new 2nd and 3rd Gear; he can move around faster than bullets. Even the CP9 couldn't keep up with them, and they have mastered Rokushiki.
Want to know what that is? Use Look Here
With Gomu-Gomu Gatling Gun he's punched holes through steel, and he's had spikes stabbed through his hands - and still fought on.
He's not a freaking wimp - He can kick a.ss, I told you.

Zoro can cut steel, and has used his swords to part Tsunami's. So Bubai Knives, Swords and those stupid Ninja Stars. He's cut cannon balls and tiny metal flying darts before - I don't think he's going to care about flying stars. He's even cut down full size ships before.
FULL SIZE SHIPS.
He's mastered Santōryū, three sword-fighting style; and despite how I can tell most of you people who've never read One Piece before are sniggering your heads off - he means buisness. He's been slashed through the chest and fought on; and he's attempted to slice his own ankles off just so he could keep fighting.
One Tatsukmaki and he unleashes a tornado of blade impacts, and his ultimate attack Sanzen Sekai, and Ougi technique could kill someone instantly.

Nami can control the weather. Electrocution, Freezing, Burns - she can do the lot. She can create tornado's, fogs, thunder storms... you name it - that Clim-a-tact does everything.
She has taken a whole squad of Navy men in one huge Thunder Clash - and she held her own in the Buster Call - The Ultimate clash of Navy Warships and Warlords - where hundreds of Thousands of Navymen spread over the island and crush everything in it's path.
And she Survived - as did the rest of the Straw Hats.

Usopp can hit a bullseye from practically anywhere. He has his Slingshot, Caltrops, Bombs, boomerangs - and he even has Ninja Stars of his own. And if he gets one of them pinned down - You get a Hammer in the face! =D Yay
Usopp is a master of Hit and Run tactics. He has incredible Stamina and can run faster than even Fishmen - which Eiichiro Oda depicts as "An average Athlete"
And now that he has a Kabuto Staff - he's even mastered shooting bombs with a similar affect a flamethrower would.
He's even utilized the power of Gas to fill the air with such an intoxity he blew the whole area up with one single fire bomb - and the intensity sent Gigantic waves out to sea.

And then there's Sanji - who's kick course can take out ten people in one round. He has absolutely no mercy when it comes to men (Though if it's a girl he won't fight her) and if any of the Naruto Characters go after Nami.
You're dead.
Sanji also has the ability of Diamble Jambe (French for Devil's Leg) A few kicks; and you burst into flames from the friction he causes from the high speed spins and revoloutions.

After that; Chopper. Okay - I've had enough of Naruto people ripping the reindeer off - he. can. kick. butt.
He has a rumble ball. 3 minutes; Seven different forms. He can jump higher than three metres, or he can make his Antlers grow Spikes - or if you're going to attack him - he goes into guard mode and it doesn't have affect at all! If he has the time to go into Brain Point - he can simply scope over you and find your weak spot.
And if there's a last resort - if he eats three within six hours - he turns into a Giant Mutant Reindeer Monster - incapable of feeling pain or remorse for viciously slaughtering poor people =D Won't that be fun? It won't matter what you do - he'll just squash you like a cockroach.
And what's more - his practically blind when he uses this attack; he uses his nose to smell, and his ears to sense where you are.
So Itachi's 'Death Stare' you all seem to brag about won't work on this gigantic Beast.
What's your next trick?

Now we move onto Robin. Robin can sprout any part of her body from all over the place. Whether it be on the ground - From her own body - or how about on your face? She could choke you to death if she wanted. And how would you feel if a hundred of these arms came out of the ground, your legs, your waist, your neck and snared you at once?
Take out that Shuriken and have a go at her?
Sorry! But It won't work! Robin won't feel it! There's a hundred arms there - she won't care! She'll just keep on strangling - let's hope you don't have to breathe soon.


Finally, we have Franky. Franky is a Cyborg - and if you attack him from the front, bzzt.
It won't do anything. You'd have to aim for the back. But seeing as it looks identical to the front - who'd notice?
He only needs three bottles of regular "Coca Cola" - and he can use "Coup de Vent" - a massive blast that can blow anything in the vicinity.
Franky can breathe fire, or nails out of his mouth, he can use his fingers as shotguns, he has cannons in his shoulders, Shuriken in his sideburns, Lock on Missiles "Chaser Bullets" - and if he lies down on his back - he's invincible. (That soft spot I mentioned?)

And these are just eight of the One Piece characters. If you want me to continue - I'd be glad to. If you'd like to go over everything I just said - look up Wikipedia.

It's all true, I told you - I'm a freaking One Piece Fanatic. 440 Chapters mean anything?
And what Kazuma's been saying about Enel and Aokiji - He's damn right you know. If you got the two of them with you in one room, you'd be dead before you could even think of saying "One"

Enel can release 100 to 1000, to even more - volts at one time. And he can change his body into Electricity itself. I could go on - But I'd rather not, the post is long as it is.

Aokiji on the other hand can freeze oceans at a time; and even rides his bike over the ocean, rather than using a boat.
I don't know how many of you have tried sitting on ice for long; but have you ever sat down on an Ice Rink for thirty minutes?
Feels numb don't it?
Well- Aokiji uses his power - THAT'D BE FOUR SECONDS! It's like having your whole body frozen; turned into frail bits of plastic.
And that guy has a strong punch - if he punches you; you don't get hurt.
You get a nice fat HOLE where the Impact was. You'd be dead, since this guy aims for the head.

So; our finish my part of the arguement with this-
I'm dead sure One Piece Characters would win this fight. Absolutely dead sure. I'll be happy to keep going if persisted <3
I have nothing else to do~

~YHR

[Edited my Post to add in some things I missed <3]

Now, here is where I wish Gaara D. Lucci from AP were here... I'd be interested in what he has to say on this.

That's quite a post you got there Yami but you forgot to address the jutsu and techniques of Naruto in your agruement.

SSJ_Gogeta wrote:That's quite a post you got there Yami but you forgot to address the jutsu and techniques of Naruto in your agruement.

What for? 99% of them wont do them any good in this fight. Either, A) the jutsus will do nothing, B) They'll take too long to pull, or C) both. Taijutsu users get owned, genjutsu wont affect OP characters, and ninjutsu still wont do much. What will they do to hurt Aokiji, who not even Ace's flames could kill, or Enel, or Smoker?

Kazuma the Shell Bullet wrote:

SSJ_Gogeta wrote:That's quite a post you got there Yami but you forgot to address the jutsu and techniques of Naruto in your agruement.

What for? 99% of them wont do them any good in this fight. Either, A) the jutsus will do nothing, B) They'll take too long to pull, or C) both. Taijutsu users get owned, genjutsu wont affect OP characters, and ninjutsu still wont do much.

SILENCE!!!!

SSJ_Gogeta wrote:

Kazuma the Shell Bullet wrote:

SSJ_Gogeta wrote:That's quite a post you got there Yami but you forgot to address the jutsu and techniques of Naruto in your agruement.

What for? 99% of them wont do them any good in this fight. Either, A) the jutsus will do nothing, B) They'll take too long to pull, or C) both. Taijutsu users get owned, genjutsu wont affect OP characters, and ninjutsu still wont do much.

SILENCE!!!!

Whatever, you know damn well Naruto cant win this

I didn't name any because I've only watched the first twenty episodes of Naruto and I still don't know what the hell's going on. I can tell half of the Naruto fans don't know anything about One Piece - So I'm not going to try and lie my way about; acting as if I know something I don't.

I know a hell of a lot about One Piece -and judging on all the characters in Naruto I've seen so far; and all the previews... and all the ramblings... and how much all my friends brag about 'Gaara' and Sasuke (Damn I hate Gaara and Sasuke Fan girls ><) I still believe One Piece is stronger than Naruto.

... Crud I'm sorry about my Extravagantly long post by the way >< I go overboard when proving a point.

Yami Haga-Ryuzaki wrote:I didn't name any because I've only watched the first twenty episodes of Naruto and I still don't know what the hell's going on.

What do you mean you "don't know what the hell is going on"?

Btw, I also hate fangirls. I want to beat them with a stick.

[quote=Cody]what so you mean you'v read ever single naruto manga and every single anime episode?
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In the end, it's really only the manga that matters, because the anime is BASED OFF of the manga and about the only original things in the anime are fillers, which are bull.
[quote=Cody]i stopped around the time when croc first started showing up[/quote]
Haha, and you bash Kazuma for not watching fillers. Hypocrite.

naruto doesnt stand a chance again OPverse.enel solos this

manga god wrote:naruto doesnt stand a chance again OPverse.enel solos this

We've already established that.