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lyrics to a cow song

Posted: Aug 29, 2005 8:59pm
by Pink Supervisor|EL
I am cow, hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter’s
Made from liquid from my udders
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo (moo)

I am cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am cow, I am cow, I’ve got gas

I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From b.c. to newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow!

re: lyrics to a cow song

Posted: Aug 29, 2005 9:05pm
by Cold Revolver
LMAO.... Good stuff. :lol:

re: lyrics to a cow song

Posted: Aug 29, 2005 9:47pm
by crystal.tears
ROFL :lol: :lol:

re: lyrics to a cow song

Posted: Aug 29, 2005 10:25pm
by Captain Corkscrew
Nice one buddy! That's wicked! lmtfao!