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I FELL ASLEEP AT NIGHT AND MISSED EVERY SHOW ON [as] THEN WHEN LOOKING FOR THE [censored] CELL PHONE I TRIPPED ON THE STAIRS AND BROKE A HOLE IN THE [censored] WALL! THATS GOING TO BE LIKE $5000 AND AT THIS RATE IM NEVER [censored] GOING TO GERMANY AND JAPAN AND RUSSIA LIKE I WAS PLANNING TO NEXT YEAR! AND KNOW WHAT? I BET MY LIFE MY MOM IS GOING TO [censored] YELL AT ME WHEN SHE SEES THE HOLE MY KNEE LEFT, AND NO DOUBT SHE'LL TRY TO GET RID OF ME SAYING IM LYING AND THAT IM OUT OF CONTROL! WELL I MIGHT NEVER SEE YOU GUYS AGAIN, BECAUSE THIS IS JUST THE THING THAT [censored] NEEDS TO GET RID OF ME, AND SHE WOULD LOVE TO DO IT TOO!

W....T....F! WHAT THE [censored] DID I DO TO [censored] DESRVE THIS! AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME! WHY THE [censored] IS THIS HAPPENING! IM NORMALLY WIDE AWAKE AT NIGHT! AND IM NORMALLY PERFECTLY BALENCED WHEN [censored] WALKING! WHY THE [censored] AM I FALLING ASLEEP AND FALLING FORWARD WHEN [censored] WALKING!

It should be an exorbitant consolation to you that my life is awesome.

GravyTrain wrote:It should be an exorbitant consolation to you that my life is awesome.

bite me, dickface

Fallen Angel of Chaos wrote:bite me, dickface

You see, part of your problem is that you crave pain. Self-inflicted or otherwise.

GravyTrain wrote:

Fallen Angel of Chaos wrote:bite me, dickface

You see, part of your problem is that you crave pain. Self-inflicted or otherwise.

once you get used to it, pain is the drug that gets you by in life

Fallen Angel of Chaos wrote:

GravyTrain wrote:It should be an exorbitant consolation to you that my life is awesome.

bite me, dickface

Was this appropriate?

Symos wrote:

Fallen Angel of Chaos wrote:

GravyTrain wrote:It should be an exorbitant consolation to you that my life is awesome.

bite me, dickface

Was this appropriate?

*chuckles* hehe, not only was it appropriate, it was unexpected and that makes it funny besides, he's bragging about his life being awesome and saying it should be a relif, that makes it appropriate

Fallen Angel of Chaos wrote: *chuckles* hehe, not only was it appropriate, it was unexpected and that makes it funny besides, he's bragging about his life being awesome and saying it should be a relif, that makes it appropriate

At least I'm not the one longing to be "bitten" by a dickface. You queer son?

Flaming is never appropraite. So I had better not see you call anyone dickface anymore. And GravyTrain, I doubt saying your life is great to someone who isn't having it so easily is gonna help matters.

Symos wrote:Flaming is never appropraite. So I had better not see you call anyone dickface anymore. And GravyTrain, I doubt saying your life is great to someone who isn't having it so easily is gonna help matters.

oh, c'mon, look at me! im a innocent lil jackass...i mean donkey..KITTEN!...now can i p*ss people off?

Symos wrote:And GravyTrain, I doubt saying your life is great to someone who isn't having it so easily is gonna help matters.

Of course it's going to help. I bet he's getting his twisted kicks from all this.

And Twisted Kicks needs to become a corrugated breakfast cereal.

GravyTrain wrote:

Symos wrote:And GravyTrain, I doubt saying your life is great to someone who isn't having it so easily is gonna help matters.

Of course it's going to help. I bet he's getting his twisted kicks from all this.

And Twisted Kicks needs to become a corrugated breakfast cereal.

oh im gonna get my "twisted kicks" from kicking ur sorry ass (boy, all this arguing is pretty fun )

isnt this song bitchin?

Korn - Falling Away From Me

Fallen Angel of Chaos wrote:isnt this song bitchin?

Korn - Falling Away From Me

Hey! I listen to that when I'm beating up babies!

GravyTrain wrote:

Fallen Angel of Chaos wrote:isnt this song bitchin?

Korn - Falling Away From Me

Hey! I listen to that when I'm beating up babies!

oh? neat, i listen to "ball tongue" when shoving pinecones up the asses of little bastards during winter