Things learned while playing Halo

[Lestat69_99]

1~ Covenant basic training needs work- the Grunts are the most cowardly troops in the universe.

2~ Human troops have invincible knees- at least while riding on a Scorpion tank through narrow passages.

3~ Invisible Elites aren't very smart- you've killed hundreds of their friends, and it still doesn't occur to them to just hide in a corner and let you pass.

4~ The Covenant must be short on money or else they'd have built more of those devastating tanks, the scariest weapon in the game.

5~ The being who made Halo were thoughtful- those handy arrows sure made my life easier.

6~ Plasma grenades must really hurt- why else would Covenant troops jump off high bridges to avoid them?

7~ Parts of Halo are really, really cold- the ice must be awfully thick if it can hold a Scorpion tank.

8~ If you see your enemies run, run- you'll know what I'm talking about when you finish the game.

9~ Soldiers get snippy when you shoot them by accident- and even when it's not an accident.

10~ The Covenant beleive in reincarnation- why else would a Grunt scream "Not again!" when you stick him with a life ending plasma grenade?

Anyone else have any more?

[Kuragari]

ive learned that i suck at Halo

[Ethereal Blaze]

thats awesome. i've also learned that the covenant dont know how to use their own weaponry. their pistol can charge and do devastating damage. why dont they charge?

[Mangaman]

I have learned that the Level Blood Gulch on Halo 1 is better than Coagulation on Halo 2 unless you have Xbox Live.

I have also flound that Halo is worthless unless you buy Xbox Live.

P.S. Halo is a bit old and repettitive

[Optimus Prime]

Things learned from halo, hmmmm.......
Running and gunning is the best way for combat in any type of gun related situation, unless u have a level 40 legit sniper on ur ass!

[kukutaru_ookami]

something I learned from Halo hmmm oh I got one

it only takes five hours to undermine a civilatzion save the world AND blow up a megolith space object

human weapons suck get rid of them RIGHT away for the awesome cannon sword and rifle your enemies are always carring

the forces you are fighting are awesome until you have them under your control then they royally suck(though FFIX taught me that first..*coughbeatrixcough*)

[Pink Supervisor|EL]

-the noob combo (Plasma Pistol + Battle rifle) owns...
-Brute shot sucks compared to other explosives
-the sheild is OP...

[Grey Kun]

halo thaught me this noobs are better canon fodder than grunts, they just seem to walk sraight into enemy fire fgs

[Xultimate human genocideX]

i've learned the i suck at Halo as well as that the rocket launcher sword glitch Captain Sharingan showed me once owns

[Cloudy-Sky]

I used to suck at Halo as well.

But the more you play the better you will get.

I think they should make an online version of the original Halo.

[Gyro Zeppeli]

Umm, they did.