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Ask a Stupid Mario Question, Get a Stupid Mario Answer
Posted: Oct 13, 2006 8:10pm
by Kuragari
Mkay, so this is how this works. i start by asking a question about the Super Mario series, and some one gives me a stupid answer, then asks a question.
EX:
Q why does mario wear red?
(next post)
A because he doesnt have anything else to wear
Q why does Peach keep getting captured by bowser?
ok? i hope for funny ^^ ill start
Q why does Mario eat mushrooms to grow stronger?
Re: Ask a Stupid Mario Question, Get a Stupid Mario Answer
Posted: Oct 17, 2006 1:15pm
by Raikou
Kuragari wrote:Mkay, so this is how this works. i start by asking a question about the Super Mario series, and some one gives me a stupid answer, then asks a question.
EX:
Q why does mario wear red?
(next post)
A because he doesnt have anything else to wear
Q why does Peach keep getting captured by bowser?
ok? i hope for funny ^^ ill start
Q why does Mario eat mushrooms to grow stronger?
you fail
Re: Ask a Stupid Mario Question, Get a Stupid Mario Answer
Posted: Oct 17, 2006 1:44pm
by Gravy-Train‽
Q How big is mario's baby maker?
Re: Ask a Stupid Mario Question, Get a Stupid Mario Answer
Posted: Oct 17, 2006 1:56pm
by Gyro Zeppeli
A: Why would you want to know? do you want to have sex with him
Q: Does a red mushroom work like viagra?
Re: Ask a Stupid Mario Question, Get a Stupid Mario Answer
Posted: Oct 17, 2006 5:20pm
by Black Beard
A: It's possible, try asking your boyfriend for a definate answer.
Q: Do Mario and Lugi take turns with the Princess or is there some double penetration there?
Re: Ask a Stupid Mario Question, Get a Stupid Mario Answer
Posted: Oct 18, 2006 7:26am
by Kuragari
A double penetration
Q what does bowser "do" to the princess after capturing her?
Re: Ask a Stupid Mario Question, Get a Stupid Mario Answer
Posted: Oct 18, 2006 8:40am
by Tsukasa
A: try to seduce her
Q: Why can't mario talk?
Re: Ask a Stupid Mario Question, Get a Stupid Mario Answer
Posted: Oct 18, 2006 8:55am
by Kuragari
A because he is too tripped out on shrooms to talk
Q whats the deal with toad being in seven different castles?
Re: Ask a Stupid Mario Question, Get a Stupid Mario Answer
Posted: Oct 21, 2006 7:28pm
by Chrono Paladin
A; He wants you to save the princess.
Q: Why is the princess named Peach?
Re: Ask a Stupid Mario Question, Get a Stupid Mario Answer
Posted: Oct 21, 2006 10:37pm
by Gyro Zeppeli
A: cuz "Jenna Jameson" was already taken
Q: who does Mario REALLY bed with? Toad, Luigi, or Peach
Re: Ask a Stupid Mario Question, Get a Stupid Mario Answer
Posted: Oct 23, 2006 5:14am
by Katsuyo
A-All three
Q Wahy doesn't mario eat powered Meatball's instead of mushrooms?
Re: Ask a Stupid Mario Question, Get a Stupid Mario Answer
Posted: Oct 23, 2006 11:55pm
by Gyro Zeppeli
A. Meatballs dont get you high
Q. How many STDs does Peach have from the Toads
Re: Ask a Stupid Mario Question, Get a Stupid Mario Answer
Posted: Oct 24, 2006 8:26am
by Kuragari
A. She managed to get them all except for herpes O.o
Q. is mario a comunist?
Re: Ask a Stupid Mario Question, Get a Stupid Mario Answer
Posted: Oct 24, 2006 8:37am
by Tsukasa
A:Yes!
Q: why does toad put up with peach?
Re: Ask a Stupid Mario Question, Get a Stupid Mario Answer
Posted: Oct 24, 2006 8:39am
by Kuragari
A because toad wants to get laid.
Q does Daisy have a thing for Peach???
Re: Ask a Stupid Mario Question, Get a Stupid Mario Answer
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 5:09am
by Katsuyo
A - ya becuase daisy has no one
Q - If mario likes the mushrooms so much whty doesn't he just eat toad