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Okay darlings.
Here you can rant about the movie.

Did you enjoy it?
Did you hate it? (BESIDES the fact Kai had 5 lines.)

Did you wish Takao really did get smashed with that bat?

Lmao at the subject. Fluffy head

I suppose it wasn't a complete waste of my life when I think about it. If Takao had got smashed I probably would've enjoyed it a lot more.

I'd like to know where Kai slept throughout the flm though...

Lmao, I thought of you when I made it.
I was like, ... FLUFF HEAD.

If Rei went into the water, I bet Kai would have came out of hiding.

Kai was probably in that town that got tital wave'd/burned down.
On a bench. Or something.

He can be such a tramp. Lurking around alleys and such...

I too noticed that Rei did not get semi-naked on the beach. He remained fully clothed. Where were you Kai? I'm sure if you'd have been there Rei would have got fully naked. Thanks for depriving us of that, you tramp.

Kai, that is what you're for!
DO YOUR JOB.

Get Rei naked!!!

The same goes for you Kuznetsov- oh wait. Yuriy's already naked. Nevermind then.

PLEASE.

Yeah, one look at Bryan, and WOOSH.
... Why weren't the Blitzkreig Boys in the movie!
D:

THAT'S WHY IT WAS CRAP!!!

You've solved it Ame. I didn't fully enjoy it because there was no Blitzkreig Boys. And no Blitkreig = no love.

Yup, we solved it.
Maybe we'll make our own movie.
With Yuriy, and all the others.

Minus the girls.

Now THAT would be a good film...

And let us not forget the nudity. Everything's better with nudity.

Heck yes.
And smoothies.
We'll be in there, selling smoothies.

Buy a Kai x Rei smoothie and get a Yuriy x Bryan free!!!

That is unless we drink them all first.

Knowing us, we will. xDD.
They're just SO GOOD.

It's true. xD

I'm throwing in a special offer on our new Hiro x Brooklyn smoothies too. Tasty!

Yum!
With complimentary visors.

Rofl. Sexy visors with every Hiro x Brooklyn!