HTML Hell Page
Posted: Apr 18, 2005 9:38pm
Well... this umm... essay is, Rude, Abrasive, Blunt, Grading, and Garish, as well as utterly halarious, and completely and totally correct, I've shaped up my ABuse of HTML as a result...
(Even if you aren't interested, it's still funny as long as you kn0ow what:
dpi are, the <.Marquees> tag, Java, and Set text are, and ESPECIALLY if you have felt thier wrath)
To truly understand the definition of load times however I may be posting to the wron generation.. oh NM this is the mature boards and cable is only 4-5 years old, anyone who is here, and has been online on Dial-Up 28.8k should be able to realate really well (Even 56.6k, but to a lesser extent)
http://www.catb.org/~esr/html-hell.html
After reading this I have one thing to say:
ROTFLMFAO!
and it's probably sound advice, especialy if any of you run on linux, then you can really relate (I switched over to firefox but I was there in the days of 28.8k and have felt the wrath of BAD HTML USE...
Any opinions on this???
(Even if you aren't interested, it's still funny as long as you kn0ow what:
dpi are, the <.Marquees> tag, Java, and Set text are, and ESPECIALLY if you have felt thier wrath)
To truly understand the definition of load times however I may be posting to the wron generation.. oh NM this is the mature boards and cable is only 4-5 years old, anyone who is here, and has been online on Dial-Up 28.8k should be able to realate really well (Even 56.6k, but to a lesser extent)
http://www.catb.org/~esr/html-hell.html
After reading this I have one thing to say:
ROTFLMFAO!
and it's probably sound advice, especialy if any of you run on linux, then you can really relate (I switched over to firefox but I was there in the days of 28.8k and have felt the wrath of BAD HTML USE...
Any opinions on this???