Absolute Anime

He said...Want a quickie?
She said...As opposed to what?

He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said...It's not my fault. I ran out of money.

He said...Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.

He said...If you only could learn to make me a proper meal, then we could manage without the cook. And if you cleaned the house, we could fire the maid as well.
She said...Darling, if you only could learn to satisfy me properly we could do without the gardener as well.

He said...You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
She said...No, have you?

He said...Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there.

Lol,ahaha...man good stuff.

sweet post more!

I only know a few more, and there not as funny as the other ones.

He said...Two inches more and I would be king
She said...Two inches less, and you'd be queen.

He said...Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said...That's a good idea... You stand by the ironing board, while I sit on the sofa and fart.

He said...Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, and not with your brains?
She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

He said...Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

He said...Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

lol they're good too

heh heh heh .. good stuff my darling makes me think of u know who lol

hey did you tape a conversation between me and my hubby lol