Absolute Anime

If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

Please tell your pants it's not polite to point.

My kid got your honor roll student pregnant.

To all you virgins...Thanks for nothing.

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.

Constipated people don't give a [censored].

If that phone was up your ass, maybe you could drive better!

we's gots sexual frustration on da kid above me
virgins thanx fo' letting me be da first
whose thanx fo' letting me be da hundreth
if ya do oral make her cum
if make it raw make her uh belly
use uh condom u lost da feeling
only da un expirience cant make it rigth
ya gots failed yo' wife


Don't make me come ovah there [censored]...

Real women dont have hot flashes, they have power surges

wanna get laid? crawl up a chickens ass and wait

horn broken...look for finger

wanna get laid? crawl up a chickens ass and wait

lol good one

hahaha