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Re: I'm the truesonic i startedsega they won't let me a part of

by Grell » Jan 07, 2009 10:38am

I have no idea, but it sounds like he needs to get off the speed.

Re: I'm the truesonic i startedsega they won't let me a part of

by Hardcore » Jan 07, 2009 9:52am

.. What?

Re: I'm the truesonic i startedsega they won't let me a part of

by Grell » Jan 06, 2009 10:48am

Damn. I wish I spoke gibberish that well. =D

Re: I'm the truesonic i startedsega they won't let me a part of

by Dreams » Dec 03, 2008 1:00pm

I haven't had a laugh this good in a long time. :) For entertainment purposes, this should never be locked, in case the poster wants to continue the story.

Re: I'm the truesonic i startedsega they won't let me a part of

by Tyche » Dec 03, 2008 7:23am

I think you're overestimating his intelligence, Scorps. 8)

Re: I'm the truesonic i startedsega they won't let me a part of

by scorpionwarrior » Nov 30, 2008 5:25pm

King9TailsSSHeadJog wrote:i am king li bruce li died on july 20th 14 years before i was born to the day, killed in fair duel with me, i was born july 20th 1987, i had got his dad to give hi a technique after he prayed to me as dragon clan head for his son to learn from me he was egar so i gave hima shot, i gave his father a small simple technique no one knew to whet his apetite adn he got carried away he thought he was the best he failed the test so i funded a movie for the competetion he chose aginst me when the perfect part came since he was ina competetion i turned on th camera and he turned around to see the black panther the one with the red felt bowl without a bottom my top not was down to the grownd black, hahaha when i left i replaced it witha little one with a tasel hahaa since they can't transform, so yea i faced him then he insulted me callling me a child fought homwithout recieveing a touch and killed him. the end super sonic emporoar king li oh heres another info, ga ging ki the good king
Are you like... 5? :twitch:

Re: I'm the truesonic i startedsega they won't let me a part of

by Seras » Nov 30, 2008 5:11pm

I'll get my associate to read your thing.... *walks away*

Re: I'm the truesonic i startedsega they won't let me a part of

by King9TailsSSHeadJog » Nov 30, 2008 5:06pm

i am king li bruce li died on july 20th 14 years before i was born to the day, killed in fair duel with me, i was born july 20th 1987, i had got his dad to give hi a technique after he prayed to me as dragon clan head for his son to learn from me he was egar so i gave hima shot, i gave his father a small simple technique no one knew to whet his apetite adn he got carried away he thought he was the best he failed the test so i funded a movie for the competetion he chose aginst me when the perfect part came since he was ina competetion i turned on th camera and he turned around to see the black panther the one with the red felt bowl without a bottom my top not was down to the grownd black, hahaha when i left i replaced it witha little one with a tasel hahaa since they can't transform, so yea i faced him then he insulted me callling me a child fought homwithout recieveing a touch and killed him. the end super sonic emporoar king li oh heres another info, ga ging ki the good king

Re: I'm the truesonic i startedsega they won't let me a part of

by Seras » Nov 30, 2008 5:01pm

What the hell are you talking about boy

Re: I'm the truesonic i startedsega they won't let me a part of

by King9TailsSSHeadJog » Nov 30, 2008 4:59pm

Okay here are some proofs:

1.The Name: HedgeHog was the name of a little animal i taught to growl, when it learned it became deadly, i did that because they called me that after i started doing the Head Jog.
THE HEAD JOG: This was a move i did. At Daisy's house she had row upon row going width wize frome about half way to the end of her yard, i woud start at the backand run hyper super sonicly going down each one till i reached the end. I also was known for my pottery and for my scaring.
2.The Speedy Movement: Only i would know that i moved around using string theory since i'm not actually a hedge hog but an eden god that didn't like to wear close did have any. I would use something similar to string theory the theory of everything look it up on the internet except I call it hyper hair theory.
3.The other names:
BOO: I was Super Sonic Fast and they gave me no home ask anyone that remembers so i was up all night in the wild it so happened that i became wildy scare and had a humor of the night, i even killed someone before more then once by scaring them, i was known as king boo after leaving asia my budda still at the temple or what woud have been my budda had he come to my temple, and i on my way to conquer and find the tri add baby queens. On my way someon asked me by the border who i am because of one miracle or another and i said i am boo duh!, word got back and i think someone tried to steal it probebly because of what i was wearing and being accended.
Hairy Potter: I have this food at my temple i make i wanted to be able to make perfect food that you eat once and never go hungrey again so to do the proper work i needed a proper bowl or bowls so i set to work making some and started pottery might have a famous invention, that lady that wrote those stories on napkins was being told it by a girlfriend of myne, the hairy potte she changed the story mad just like sega i invented the violin a secret about it is i played it with a stick i would put my beard in and i was still youthfull looking even tho i was over 100000, i lived a long time .
4:The rings origin, i recieved them cuz as i said i had no home they never gave me one, so i was out all night same reason why i made the dragon bridge cuz they would make fun of me for being in the rain, so i woud have even more fun to show them who's wiser, but yea i recieved them because i was out all night and taled to the animals and had super sensitive ears and saved the head aof a richer family from assassination a ton and he gave me four gold coins once at which point i tried to show them i could cast into perfect metal rings and a girl daisy gave me the gloves cuz her dad was always saying i am dirty but iall i got dirst on was my hands and feeet and not really, i hated losing the power of the print but it made me more scary cuz i didn't have prints.

Theres much more but i think that covers it jst ask me somthing if you wonder i'm actually a living legend ask an asain about the Dragon not emper but great raor

Re: I'm the truesonic i startedsega they won't let me a part of

by Seras » Nov 30, 2008 4:36pm

Okay King9TailsSSHeadJog, Give me UNDENIABLE proof that you were the whatever of Sega/Saga/Saturn whatever it is your talking about in the first post and I won't lock the topic.

And maybe you could use proper grammar so I'm able to tell when your sentences finish, that'd be nice. :mrgreen:

Re: I'm the truesonic i startedsega they won't let me a part of

by King9TailsSSHeadJog » Nov 30, 2008 4:27pm

not lieing if you were asain or from the red side of the ball just get one of the red blue and white balls bounce it it's inventer baby king, conquered the red half i myself in fact later known as king 9 tails when i returned to the continent after leaving for them trying to kill me and settled a whole new land sing plants and drawing mountains i went back and got the good ones and came on water over when we landed because i was sstill young the dragon clan takes longest to grow and is oldest and youngest since they taake the longest, i meant most youth full. Upon arrival they decided i looked to young and all of a sudden elected a king when i owned the land they stood on i realized it was just an undrstanding so i started proving myself i scared people never sleeping and was later known as king boo cuz i'd pop out and go boo, daisy would call for her favorite move i scared her with one time a super sonic head jog where i would run up left to right all the rows of hedges super fast makig no sound hahaha she loved me so much she got me to do it all the time.

Re: I'm the truesonic i startedsega they won't let me a part of

by Tyche » Nov 26, 2008 3:29pm

Nyx rofled at this too. 8)

She's impressed that he can come up with this iish. She can only make up numbers in love with each other. 8)

Re: I'm the truesonic i startedsega they won't let me a part of

by scorpionwarrior » Nov 26, 2008 11:44am

Or a spammer looking to boost post count..

Re: I'm the truesonic i startedsega they won't let me a part of

by Tyche » Nov 26, 2008 7:20am

He's high, or a small child.

Re: I'm the truesonic i startedsega they won't let me a part of

by King9TailsSSHeadJog » Nov 26, 2008 12:39am

Oh king 9 tails is pretty cool after all i am the father of tails, he's pretty cool too, i've won every war i've ever been in did you know that.

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