Hey, if you look at the bright side: Probably gave him a bigger dick for all of 3 seconds. But yeah, that HAD to suck, hard..no pun intended.

Jade seems like a good candidate for mod, due to her not being as crazy as Russ, GG, Bambi; but still knowing how to take a joke, make a (tasteful) joke, and have a good time. And in light of recent events, I'd say she'd be a good, fair, level headed person to have on the "Mod Squad." Also...

Most of mine are scanlated or scanned manga; mostly of the Mecha genre (Gundam)..and then some that are better suited for the adult section. Char's Deleted Affair (Numerous volumes; because Char being a Char amuses me. XD) Mobile Suit Gundam F90 (Numerous volumes; So that's what happened to all the ...

I know, it's sad.. I could have seen some hawt sex scene between Romeo and Juliet as part of my required reading. And then the school board could have banned Shakespeare from the district reading list. Mmm, book pronz. XD

Guys are on a quarry site, and are about to blast. To the left of the blast shed, is a porta potty. They are about to call the clear when one of the guys says: "Hey, where's Jack?" The Foreman answers "I thought he was in the shed. Oh well, call the clear anyway." So the first gu...

Agreed. IMO, CC also isn't quite fit to be a mod because she WILL go "Haywire" when she sees all the comments. In her state of mind, I'd say she should wait it out, deal with stuff outside of here and then come back. RL comes first CC, remember that.

Soloman~Chivalier wrote:my friend put his dick in a vacum cleaner for 20 bucks. he thought it would feel cool... guess it didnt.

*pisses himself lulzing* Oh god, I would have paid to see that.. Talk about the mother of all blow jobs.

You're a [censored] idiot Aiden. what for pointing out the wrong you did? First off: Aiden, I don't think anyone cares that you won't make an App. Secondly: I think GG was talking about you lashing out at her and others for criticizing you (if at all..). Do you want people to hate you or something?...

"Alright then, both." Lou flipped off both the caps from the bottles, the caps themselves clattering on the counter as he gently poured a small stream of milk from each bottle, into the cup. The inky black-brown that made up the straight coffee's color soon morphed and blended into a light...

With a simple chuckle, Lou shook his head and sidestepped over to the expresso maker; scooping coffee into the cup-scoop and sliding it up against the drip maker portion of the machine. With a smooth side "whap" he locked the scoop shaped cup into the machine, and flicked the button above ...

O_O.. <_<.. >_>

And the Hawtness level just went up a notch.

*boing*

XD

[ghetto]Daamn, thas some hawt [censored] right there.[/ghetto] XD Though seriously, Aoi, you need to explore that writing ability you have..it's very good. I'll admit it does need a little work, but you really can put thoughts down on paper and make them flow like all the femme juices that came in t...

Ya know, I don't find it a sin; but I kinda pondered the fact that if Sperm is to be considered life... where are all the pro-life people damning masturbation? XD

If Amray is indeed the Metal, then where is his jet-pack?

Lou nudged Salem as she appeared to zonk out at the sight of the freshman customer. With a smirk he glanced sidelong at his partner in crime.

"She's a little young for you, don'tcha think?"

I never really watched it after my teens hit, but I do remember (and miss) the randomness that was Invader Zim.

'Why did you turn your planet into a space ship?'

'Because it's cool..'