What they would never say

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What they would never say

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Tenchi: EEEEWWWWW, Ryoko! Don't touch me, you filthy thing!

Ryoko: Tenchi, I'm sorry, but I don't want to marry you.

Ayeka: Ryoko, Tenchi's all yours

Washu: What is science?

Mihoshi: *starts talking about science*

Sasami: Ryo-Ohki! Get away from me you scary monster!!!

Yosho: I'm going to fly to the rainbow!

Nobuyuki: My wife can be replaceable!
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Tenchi: I one day want to be a ballerina!
Ryoko: Oh YAY! POKEMON IS ON!!
Ayeka: Beeeeeeeeeeeer!!!
Washu: Duuuuuuuhhhh...
Mihoshi: The scientifical law of the space time continuim can not remain stable because of the hyper galactic time flux started by the...
Ryo-ohki: Woof
Inuyasha: HEY I'M IN THE WRONG SERIES!!! Oh well, lot's of hot girls at least. :D
Yosho: I wiil show you the proper technique... to wash a sea-otters eyeballs... it is with power tools!
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lets see...

Tenchi:go f*ck yurself *takes out cigarette*
Ryoko: Tenchi your ugly i i'd never love you..Ayeka on the other hand...
Ayeka:I hate being a princess...it's just not me
Sasami:Everyone can do their own f*cking cooking from now on
Wasshu:I got an Z in science
Mihoshi:I got an A++++++++++ in all my classes
Yosho: training and sword fighting is for the birds

and just for the heck of it

Shido: i'm throwin away all my magazines, honest
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Good ones guys :mrgreen:
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Ryoko: Sake is terrible... give me carrot juice.

Nami-Ohki: YES!! I can speak human!!!!

Washu: What the he**??? My Gundam thing isn't working... *jumps down Tokyo Tower*

Ken-Ohki: Nami-Ohki, now had I've learned to speak... I'll be stealing all your carrots.. oh ya.. I hate you!

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these are funny. i got nothing either. :?
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Just say whatever! :mrgreen:
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i'll try:

ryoko:tenchi, marry me
tenchi:no i'm in love with ryo-ohki
ryoko:nooooooo! but why tenchi?
tenchi:look at her.


tenchi:ayeka, marry me
ayeka:tenchi no. you're my nephew
tenchi:it doesn't matter. i love you.
ayeka:well...
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That's good! =D> See? you did a great job! :D
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thanx sasami.
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something Tenchi would never say :
do any of you girls want to have my children?
:-# ...
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That's good, Sesshy-sama. :)
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thank you sasami 8)
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Ooh, Sesshy-sama! ^.^ *hugs tightly*
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:oops: Sasami :oops: *embraces hug*
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Sesshy-sama! Good job.
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