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You see everyday after school my 5 year old sister makes it back home before I do and a lot of times she goes right into my room and starts messing with my TV, VCR, and stuff trying to watch cartoons and a lot of times I don’t mind this as long as she doesn’t make a mess of things. Well now I’m starting to regret it now because last night I just happened to have an adult video I had loaned from someone in my VCR and I forgot to take it out before I left for school this morning ](*,) and well you all most likely get the picture by now. I come home and my little baby sister is setting on the floor in my room watching two girls well in the act. I hurry up and turn it off the TV and she turns and asks me pooh (my family nickname) what where the two girls doing rub together they look like they where having fun. Now I’m going like OMFG :shock: what the hell am I going to do now so I tell her to forget what she saw but she won’t stop asking me questions. So I just tell her not to tell anyone what she saw and would explain everything to her but I have no idea what to say to her. If I go to mom I’m going to get in trouble if I do nothing at all I may end up messing her up for life. HELP!!!!!! [-o<
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Dude I cant believe you left a porno in your vcr! My suggestion: give a real simple explanation then never mention it again. If you keep saying not to tell your parents, it will stay on her mind. But that could easily not work.
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Try to take her mind off the subject by taking her somewhere,and getting her ice-cream,or take her to the park.After a few days,she may forget about it entirely.If she asks,Ignore the question,and ask another,like what flavor of ice-cream she wants,etc.
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this is funnie :lol: :lol: :lol:
i cant believe u left Porno in ur VCR and ur sis found and watch this just funnie, but the only advice i cna give u is that bribe her
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What Reno_Shinta said will probably work better than mine, but I strongly suggest not bribing her. That could blow up in your face very badly very quickly
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i'd denie it..and play it as a joke, but i play everything as a joke....so...ummm...let me...think....u could say...umm...ur in a pickle...u could say it was her imagination and get a different (nice) video (one with two girls talking or something) and say u don't know what she is taking about....or don't..either way...its going to be great intertanment...i wouldn't count on having her forget it though..when i was little i found my brother playboy..and clearly it had an effect on me.lol


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well, you can tell her that the video is bad and it's very wrong to mention it in front of other people, people will hate people that talk about those stuff and she may listen. Your parents would not find out if you take my advice, I think.
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yeah scare the girl to death why don't yea
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That advice isn't that bad is it? :x what do you want? A little five year old to talk about those things? If she mentions it in front of people, people will think that she's a bad little girl!
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there must be some doubled standered on this thing or something because this kind of thing would bother my 6 year old little brother...he'd know exactly what was happening which is good and bad...anyway she would'nt be a bad little girl..this an't the 50's...sex is every where...blam it on cable! lol

do u remember knidergarden..i talked about this kind of stuff all the time with my friends when i was 5 lol...oh....not a good example...lol
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The little five year old girl is too young to know about those things.
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a little to late now isn't it...you must not have ever hung around a group of little boy before....lol
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she's only a five year old, if she keeps mentioning that up, then it will make her think more about it as it gets more into her head, so she should stop talking about it and it will all vanish soon, I hope...
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its not going to vanish! get that through ur head! do u remeber when u first learned about sex... i don't because i've always known about it for some reason!
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I know it won't vanish DUH!, but what I'm saying is that she'll FORGET about that situation as in not thinking about it all the time in her head!
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Don't suppose you could pass it off as "wrestling" ....?

Good luck . . . I guess.
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