Things that characters would never say...XD
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Things that characters would never say...XD
I'm starting this thread...It's where you make up something like a joke or something about InuYasha..^_^
(Kikyou just hurt Kagome)
InuYasha: KAGOME!!!!
Kikyou: Whoa! InuYasha!!...Did you see that!!! She was like 'I'm gonna take you down' and then I was like 'Not today,sista!!' Yeah!! Rock on!! -She gives InuYasha a high five-
-Kagome gets up and sees InuYasha with Kikyou.She runs off all heart broken-
InuYasha: Kagome! Pick me up some Burger King while you're out!!
(Kikyou just hurt Kagome)
InuYasha: KAGOME!!!!
Kikyou: Whoa! InuYasha!!...Did you see that!!! She was like 'I'm gonna take you down' and then I was like 'Not today,sista!!' Yeah!! Rock on!! -She gives InuYasha a high five-
-Kagome gets up and sees InuYasha with Kikyou.She runs off all heart broken-
InuYasha: Kagome! Pick me up some Burger King while you're out!!
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batman? mod? what?
Sam (Nelly) is my friggen shweet wife.
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."
batman? mod? what?
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I love that thing so much. Its freaking hilarious. i love how kikyo was explaining what happened.
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Lol-- me too. I got one...
Shippo: Hey Mirok, remember when you and Inuyasha was talking about what you do with women?
Miroku: Uh, yeah, I remember that.... Why do you ask?
Shippo: Tell me! I promise I'm grown enough to understand!
Miroku: *big grin* I'd be honored to tell you. *explains the whole 'sex' deal to Shippo*
-10 minutes later-
Kagome: Hey Shippo, What's up?
Shippo: I like you- a lot. Will you have sex with me?
Kagome: *gives Shippo a disgusted and shocked look*
Shippo: Hey Mirok, remember when you and Inuyasha was talking about what you do with women?
Miroku: Uh, yeah, I remember that.... Why do you ask?
Shippo: Tell me! I promise I'm grown enough to understand!
Miroku: *big grin* I'd be honored to tell you. *explains the whole 'sex' deal to Shippo*
-10 minutes later-
Kagome: Hey Shippo, What's up?
Shippo: I like you- a lot. Will you have sex with me?
Kagome: *gives Shippo a disgusted and shocked look*
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-Sango: Miroku, will you consider allowing me to bear your children?
Miroku: WTF is wrong with you woman?!!??!!
-Sesshoumaru: Inuyasha, lets stop this fighting and have a tea party.
Inuyasha: OMGWTFBQQAOLMSNIMOBLTUSALOLBTW?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
Miroku: WTF is wrong with you woman?!!??!!
-Sesshoumaru: Inuyasha, lets stop this fighting and have a tea party.
Inuyasha: OMGWTFBQQAOLMSNIMOBLTUSALOLBTW?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
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-Sesshoumaru has a tea party with Kagome and stuffed animals instead-
Sesshoumaru: Kagome,i'm watching a movie...can you get me some more tea along with Mrs.Buttercup?
Kagome: Sorry,not right now...Mr.Nibbles needs more tea ^_^
Sesshoumaru: I SAID NOW WOMAN NOW DO IT BEFORE I GET MY LITTLE DEMONS FROM THE BOTTOM OF HELL TO BRING YOU DOWN SO FAR YOUR BODY HEAT WILL RISE AND MELT YOU DOWN TO BONE!!!
Kagome: Okay...-Goes to get Sesshoumaru more tea-
Sesshoumaru: Thank you,Ms.Kagome ^_^
Kagome: Welcome...Heh heh...<=/
Sesshoumaru: Kagome,i'm watching a movie...can you get me some more tea along with Mrs.Buttercup?
Kagome: Sorry,not right now...Mr.Nibbles needs more tea ^_^
Sesshoumaru: I SAID NOW WOMAN NOW DO IT BEFORE I GET MY LITTLE DEMONS FROM THE BOTTOM OF HELL TO BRING YOU DOWN SO FAR YOUR BODY HEAT WILL RISE AND MELT YOU DOWN TO BONE!!!
Kagome: Okay...-Goes to get Sesshoumaru more tea-
Sesshoumaru: Thank you,Ms.Kagome ^_^
Kagome: Welcome...Heh heh...<=/
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Sam (Nelly) is my friggen shweet wife.
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."
batman? mod? what?
Sam (Nelly) is my friggen shweet wife.
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."
batman? mod? what?
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Naraku: Hey!! Why didn't anyone invite me to this tea party!? *has his poison incests destroy everything* There, no no one can have a tea party! *evil laughter*
Kagura: Don't be a baby... Who'd want to have a tea party with you anyway?
Naraku: *eyes start to fill with tears* Take that back!
Kagura: Hell no....
Naraku: *starts crying* Why do you have to be so mean?!
Kagura: Don't be a baby... Who'd want to have a tea party with you anyway?
Naraku: *eyes start to fill with tears* Take that back!
Kagura: Hell no....
Naraku: *starts crying* Why do you have to be so mean?!
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Kikyou: Can I join the tea party?
Kagome: NO,[censored]!!!
Kikyou:
Sesshoumaru: -He gives Mrs.Fuzzy Wuzzy more tea-
Kagome: NO,[censored]!!!
Kikyou:
Sesshoumaru: -He gives Mrs.Fuzzy Wuzzy more tea-
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Sam (Nelly) is my friggen shweet wife.
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."
batman? mod? what?
Sam (Nelly) is my friggen shweet wife.
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."
batman? mod? what?
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Inuyasha: I love you.... *takes Kagome's hand* Will you marry me?
Kagome: Yes, I will!
Kikyou: What is this!? I thought you loved me!
Inuyasha: I do *takes Kikyou's hand* Will you marry me too?
Kikyou: ...Ok!
Kaede: OMFG! A Three-way wedding?! Is that even legal? If it is, can I be the flowergirl?
Kagome: Yes, I will!
Kikyou: What is this!? I thought you loved me!
Inuyasha: I do *takes Kikyou's hand* Will you marry me too?
Kikyou: ...Ok!
Kaede: OMFG! A Three-way wedding?! Is that even legal? If it is, can I be the flowergirl?
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Sesshomaru: Kagome the only reason I fight with Inuyasha is because I luv YOU
Kagome:....ok
Sesshomaru: will you marry me???
Inuyasha: NO!! She's mine!!
*Sesshomaru and Inuyasha get in a fight*
Kagome: *backs away slowly*
Kagome:....ok
Sesshomaru: will you marry me???
Inuyasha: NO!! She's mine!!
*Sesshomaru and Inuyasha get in a fight*
Kagome: *backs away slowly*
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Inuyasha:Kagome I..I..have terrible gas
Kagome:..what!?
Inuyasha:Remember that smell I blamed on your cat
Kagome:..that retched stink was..you?
Inuyasha:Yes but I can cure it if you'll marry me
Kagome:..uhhh..sit?
Inuyasha:*faceplant..fart*
Kagome:Ewwwww! *runs away
Kagome:..what!?
Inuyasha:Remember that smell I blamed on your cat
Kagome:..that retched stink was..you?
Inuyasha:Yes but I can cure it if you'll marry me
Kagome:..uhhh..sit?
Inuyasha:*faceplant..fart*
Kagome:Ewwwww! *runs away
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Kikyou: Come on InuYasha!...There are demons ahead
InuYasha: Uh...>_>...Can we stop by WalMart first?..o_o...I need to get some some new Nike Air Pumps...My feet are killing me
Kikyou: No,INUYASHA...we need to go...NOW!!!
InuYasha: But...
Kikyou: NNOOOWWWW!!!!!
InuYasha: My feet hurt!!!
Kikyou:
InuYasha: Uh...>_>...Can we stop by WalMart first?..o_o...I need to get some some new Nike Air Pumps...My feet are killing me
Kikyou: No,INUYASHA...we need to go...NOW!!!
InuYasha: But...
Kikyou: NNOOOWWWW!!!!!
InuYasha: My feet hurt!!!
Kikyou:
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Sam (Nelly) is my friggen shweet wife.
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."
batman? mod? what?
Sam (Nelly) is my friggen shweet wife.
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."
batman? mod? what?
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Inuyasha: hey Kagome, can we play that fun "sit" game of yours again?
Kagome: Sit boy!Sit boy!Sit boy!Sit boy!Sit boy!Sit boy!Sit!Sit!Sit! Sit! Sit!Sit!
Inuyasha: that's it one more time!!!
Kagome
Kagome: Sit boy!Sit boy!Sit boy!Sit boy!Sit boy!Sit boy!Sit!Sit!Sit! Sit! Sit!Sit!
Inuyasha: that's it one more time!!!
Kagome
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Uh...no ^_^ Don't think so..gal_powr wrote:is inuyasha evil?
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Sam (Nelly) is my friggen shweet wife.
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."
batman? mod? what?
Sam (Nelly) is my friggen shweet wife.
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."
batman? mod? what?
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Here's something a little twisted.
Kagome: InuYasha, there's something I need 2 tell you.
InuYasha: What is it Kagome.
Kagome: It's a little hard but...
InuYasha: KAGOME!!
Kagome: I'm in love with Naraku!
InuYasha: Say what?
Kagome: Yea, and I'm pregnant with his child.
InuYasha: (kills about almost everyone that walks past him)
Meanwhile
Sango: Miroku, I need to share something with you!
Miroku: Like...our children?
Sango:No, it's very important you need to know!!
Miroku: What is it Sango, I'll support you no matter what.
Sango:I'm in love with Sesshomaru & Koga, but I don't know who to chose!!
Miroku: (cries his eyes out, Sango stood there)
3 hours later
Miroku: I can't beleive that Kagome & Sango didn't fall for us!!
InuYasha: What happens in the hut stays in the hut?
Miroku: Whatever you say, my dear friend.
InuYasha & Miroku: (started 2 make out.)
Kagome: I can't believe that they're actually making out!!
Sango: Take a picture!
Kagome: Already done!!
Sango: Send!!
Kagome: I can't believe they fell for that!!
Sango: Kagome,
Kagome: Yeah?
Sango: You were joking about the last part, right?
Kagome:No!
Sango: Kagome,
Kagome: Yeah?
Sango:You knew I was joking about that too right?
Kagome: Yeah, Sango I know you well enough to know when you're kidding!
Sango:Boys, you can stop kissing now!!
Kagome:Yeah!
InuYasha: You knew we were never making out?
Kagome:Yeah
Sango:Of course we knew!
Miroku:Sango,
Sango:NO!!
InuYasha:Kagome,
Kagome: NO! I'm not bearing your children.
InuYasha: Well, that's one oppertunity down the drain!
Miroku: Let's go on a walk!
InuYasha:Let's!!
Kagome: InuYasha, there's something I need 2 tell you.
InuYasha: What is it Kagome.
Kagome: It's a little hard but...
InuYasha: KAGOME!!
Kagome: I'm in love with Naraku!
InuYasha: Say what?
Kagome: Yea, and I'm pregnant with his child.
InuYasha: (kills about almost everyone that walks past him)
Meanwhile
Sango: Miroku, I need to share something with you!
Miroku: Like...our children?
Sango:No, it's very important you need to know!!
Miroku: What is it Sango, I'll support you no matter what.
Sango:I'm in love with Sesshomaru & Koga, but I don't know who to chose!!
Miroku: (cries his eyes out, Sango stood there)
3 hours later
Miroku: I can't beleive that Kagome & Sango didn't fall for us!!
InuYasha: What happens in the hut stays in the hut?
Miroku: Whatever you say, my dear friend.
InuYasha & Miroku: (started 2 make out.)
Kagome: I can't believe that they're actually making out!!
Sango: Take a picture!
Kagome: Already done!!
Sango: Send!!
Kagome: I can't believe they fell for that!!
Sango: Kagome,
Kagome: Yeah?
Sango: You were joking about the last part, right?
Kagome:No!
Sango: Kagome,
Kagome: Yeah?
Sango:You knew I was joking about that too right?
Kagome: Yeah, Sango I know you well enough to know when you're kidding!
Sango:Boys, you can stop kissing now!!
Kagome:Yeah!
InuYasha: You knew we were never making out?
Kagome:Yeah
Sango:Of course we knew!
Miroku:Sango,
Sango:NO!!
InuYasha:Kagome,
Kagome: NO! I'm not bearing your children.
InuYasha: Well, that's one oppertunity down the drain!
Miroku: Let's go on a walk!
InuYasha:Let's!!
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Re: Things that characters would never say...XD
Miroku: Sango. I have to tell you something.
Sango: what?
Miroku:....I'm gay.
Sango: What?!?!?!?!
*Jakotsu walks in*
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Sango: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
InuYasha:WTF?!?!?!
Kagome: "I'm starting to like this" *grabs Sango and starts kissing her*
Sesshomaru: Oh MY [censored] GOD!!!!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST [censored] IT!!!!!!!!! *runs off screaming*
Naraku: *sits in bushes taping everything* "the fangirls on eBay are gonna pay big for this!!!!"
Sango: what?
Miroku:....I'm gay.
Sango: What?!?!?!?!
*Jakotsu walks in*
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Sango: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
InuYasha:WTF?!?!?!
Kagome: "I'm starting to like this" *grabs Sango and starts kissing her*
Sesshomaru: Oh MY [censored] GOD!!!!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST [censored] IT!!!!!!!!! *runs off screaming*
Naraku: *sits in bushes taping everything* "the fangirls on eBay are gonna pay big for this!!!!"
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