Things that characters would never say...XD
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Inu-yasha: I've got terrible news.
Kagome: You just saved a bunch of money on your car by switching to Geico, only to find out it sux?
Inu: No, I'm getting back together with Kikyou.
Kagome: *dances*
Kikyou:
Kagome: You just saved a bunch of money on your car by switching to Geico, only to find out it sux?
Inu: No, I'm getting back together with Kikyou.
Kagome: *dances*
Kikyou:
Re: Things that characters would never say...XD
miroku-im a homosexual
inuyasha-im a pedifile
inuyasha-im a pedifile
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InuYasha: KAGOME!!!
Kagome: INUYASHA STFU I'M WATCHING A GAWD D*** MOVIE!! YOU STUPID MAN-WHORE!!
InuYasha: =0 Kagome? I just wanted to say that i got some new movies =/
Kagome: Well,get over here!! You want me to roll out the red carpet!? HUH!? You skanky hoe!!
Inuyasha:...
Kagome: STFU you big F****** baby I missed my f****** movie gawd d***** s*** f*** this f****** blows >_>
Kagome: INUYASHA STFU I'M WATCHING A GAWD D*** MOVIE!! YOU STUPID MAN-WHORE!!
InuYasha: =0 Kagome? I just wanted to say that i got some new movies =/
Kagome: Well,get over here!! You want me to roll out the red carpet!? HUH!? You skanky hoe!!
Inuyasha:...
Kagome: STFU you big F****** baby I missed my f****** movie gawd d***** s*** f*** this f****** blows >_>
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Sam (Nelly) is my friggen shweet wife.
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."
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WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!??!Ichimaru Gin wrote:Miroku: Sango. I have to tell you something.
Sango: what?
Miroku:....I'm gay.
Sango: What?!?!?!?!
*Jakotsu walks in*
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Sango: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
InuYasha:WTF?!?!?!
Kagome: "I'm starting to like this" *grabs Sango and starts kissing her*
Sesshomaru: Oh MY [censored] GOD!!!!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST [censored] IT!!!!!!!!! *runs off screaming*
Naraku: *sits in bushes taping everything* "the fangirls on eBay are gonna pay big for this!!!!"
ROFLMAO
How the hell did you come up with that??!?!!?
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[quote="Ichimaru Gin"]Miroku: Sango. I have to tell you something.
Sango: what?
Miroku:....I'm gay.
Sango: What?!?!?!?!
*Jakotsu walks in*
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Sango: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
InuYasha:WTF?!?!?!
Kagome: "I'm starting to like this" *grabs Sango and starts kissing her*
Sesshomaru: Oh MY [censored] GOD!!!!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST [censored] IT!!!!!!!!! *runs off screaming*
Naraku: *sits in bushes taping everything* "the fangirls on eBay are gonna pay big for this!!!!"[/quote]
nice
Sango: what?
Miroku:....I'm gay.
Sango: What?!?!?!?!
*Jakotsu walks in*
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Sango: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
InuYasha:WTF?!?!?!
Kagome: "I'm starting to like this" *grabs Sango and starts kissing her*
Sesshomaru: Oh MY [censored] GOD!!!!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST [censored] IT!!!!!!!!! *runs off screaming*
Naraku: *sits in bushes taping everything* "the fangirls on eBay are gonna pay big for this!!!!"[/quote]
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teehee
I'd be one of the fangirls on ebay!!!
I'd be one of the fangirls on ebay!!!
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glad you guys enjoyed it.
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Kagura: I look so fat in this
Sesshomaru: Like oh my god no you dont girl
Kagura: you lie look at shamu and throw her back in the water!!
Sesshomaru: Dr. Phil!!!
Sesshomaru: Like oh my god no you dont girl
Kagura: you lie look at shamu and throw her back in the water!!
Sesshomaru: Dr. Phil!!!
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lol
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lol
Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this wild goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees, there, chief! Ed, where'd you run off too? Oh, there you are! I couldn't see you over my paperwork
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Okay, I have one, but has anyone seen the episode where Sango says "oswari" and Inuyasha jumps then calls her an idiot?
That cracks me up!!
Naraku: The only reason I took the jewel was to be with Inuyasha.
...Forgive me..
That cracks me up!!
Naraku: The only reason I took the jewel was to be with Inuyasha.
...Forgive me..
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sesshoumaru- hey bro pass the remote i wanna watch something
Inuyasha- no get your damn self i am on the phone
sesshoumaru- so what ho are you talking to now kikyo or kagome
inuyasha- both, i'm da best pimp
sesshoumaru- so have you gotten any yet
Inuyasha- you know it bro i banged kagome then about two hours later snuck out and did kikyo
Inuyasha- no get your damn self i am on the phone
sesshoumaru- so what ho are you talking to now kikyo or kagome
inuyasha- both, i'm da best pimp
sesshoumaru- so have you gotten any yet
Inuyasha- you know it bro i banged kagome then about two hours later snuck out and did kikyo
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((This Idea came from Gaara' avatar. ^^))
*Inuyasha just slayed a demon with jewel shards using his windscar*
Kagome: Inuyasha, what are you going to do with those?
Inuyasha: I don't know..... *looks at Kagome*
Kagome: We have to keep them somewhere safe....
Inuyasha: *eyes lower from Kagome's face*
Kagome: Somewhere where Naraku can't get to them....
Inuyasha: *continues staring at her chest*
Kamiya: *stops talking, noticing Inuyasha was staring at her* What?
Inuyasha: I have an idea! *rushes up to Kagome and opens up her sweater a bit*
Kagome: Inuyasha--?!
Inuyasha: *sticks the jewel shards down chest*
Kagome:
Shippo: Why's you put them in Kagome's boobies?
Inuyasha: 'Cause Naraku will never find them there!
Shippo: Then why is your hand still......
Inuyasha:
*Inuyasha just slayed a demon with jewel shards using his windscar*
Kagome: Inuyasha, what are you going to do with those?
Inuyasha: I don't know..... *looks at Kagome*
Kagome: We have to keep them somewhere safe....
Inuyasha: *eyes lower from Kagome's face*
Kagome: Somewhere where Naraku can't get to them....
Inuyasha: *continues staring at her chest*
Kamiya: *stops talking, noticing Inuyasha was staring at her* What?
Inuyasha: I have an idea! *rushes up to Kagome and opens up her sweater a bit*
Kagome: Inuyasha--?!
Inuyasha: *sticks the jewel shards down chest*
Kagome:
Shippo: Why's you put them in Kagome's boobies?
Inuyasha: 'Cause Naraku will never find them there!
Shippo: Then why is your hand still......
Inuyasha:
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ok i have some
Kagome:sit!!
Insyaha:what did you do that?
Kagome:opps i was sleep talking sorry
Insyaha:ok don't do it again
Kagome:ok
later on in the night
Kagome:i love you
Insuyaha:what did she say to me?
Kagome:sit!!
Insyaha:what did you do that?
Kagome:opps i was sleep talking sorry
Insyaha:ok don't do it again
Kagome:ok
later on in the night
Kagome:i love you
Insuyaha:what did she say to me?
Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this wild goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees, there, chief! Ed, where'd you run off too? Oh, there you are! I couldn't see you over my paperwork
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LOL!!! i love this one!Crazy Diamond wrote:Kagura: I look so fat in this
Sesshomaru: Like oh my god no you dont girl
Kagura: you lie look at shamu and throw her back in the water!!
Sesshomaru: Dr. Phil!!!
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