Things that characters would never say...XD

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is inuyasha evil?

No... :shock: :( :x :crazy:
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Inu-yasha: I've got terrible news.
Kagome: You just saved a bunch of money on your car by switching to Geico, only to find out it sux?
Inu: No, I'm getting back together with Kikyou.
Kagome: :shock: :mrgreen: *dances*
Kikyou: :crazy:
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miroku-im a homosexual
inuyasha-im a pedifile
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InuYasha: KAGOME!!!
Kagome: INUYASHA STFU I'M WATCHING A GAWD D*** MOVIE!! YOU STUPID MAN-WHORE!!
InuYasha: =0 Kagome? I just wanted to say that i got some new movies =/
Kagome: Well,get over here!! You want me to roll out the red carpet!? HUH!? You skanky hoe!!
Inuyasha:...
Kagome: STFU you big F****** baby I missed my f****** movie gawd d***** s*** f*** this f****** blows >_>
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Ichimaru Gin wrote:Miroku: Sango. I have to tell you something.
Sango: what?
Miroku:....I'm gay.
Sango: What?!?!?!?!
*Jakotsu walks in*
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Sango: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
InuYasha:WTF?!?!?!
Kagome: "I'm starting to like this" *grabs Sango and starts kissing her*
Sesshomaru: Oh MY [censored] GOD!!!!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST [censored] IT!!!!!!!!! *runs off screaming*
Naraku: *sits in bushes taping everything* "the fangirls on eBay are gonna pay big for this!!!!"
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!??! :shock: :shock: :lol:

:lol: ROFLMAO :lol:

How the hell did you come up with that??!?!!? :lol: =D> :lol: =D>
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[quote="Ichimaru Gin"]Miroku: Sango. I have to tell you something.
Sango: what?
Miroku:....I'm gay.
Sango: What?!?!?!?!
*Jakotsu walks in*
(censored)
(censored)
(censored)
(censored)
(censored)
(censored)
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Sango: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
InuYasha:WTF?!?!?!
Kagome: "I'm starting to like this" *grabs Sango and starts kissing her*
Sesshomaru: Oh MY [censored] GOD!!!!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST [censored] IT!!!!!!!!! *runs off screaming*
Naraku: *sits in bushes taping everything* "the fangirls on eBay are gonna pay big for this!!!!"[/quote]
nice
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teehee
I'd be one of the fangirls on ebay!!!
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glad you guys enjoyed it. :mrgreen:
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Kagura: I look so fat in this
Sesshomaru: Like oh my god no you dont girl
Kagura: you lie look at shamu and throw her back in the water!!
Sesshomaru: Dr. Phil!!!
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lol
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lol
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Okay, I have one, but has anyone seen the episode where Sango says "oswari" and Inuyasha jumps then calls her an idiot?
That cracks me up!!

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sesshoumaru- hey bro pass the remote i wanna watch something
Inuyasha- no get your damn self i am on the phone
sesshoumaru- so what ho are you talking to now kikyo or kagome
inuyasha- both, i'm da best pimp
sesshoumaru- so have you gotten any yet
Inuyasha- you know it bro i banged kagome then about two hours later snuck out and did kikyo
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((This Idea came from Gaara' avatar. ^^))

*Inuyasha just slayed a demon with jewel shards using his windscar*
Kagome: Inuyasha, what are you going to do with those?
Inuyasha: I don't know..... *looks at Kagome*
Kagome: We have to keep them somewhere safe....
Inuyasha: *eyes lower from Kagome's face*
Kagome: Somewhere where Naraku can't get to them....
Inuyasha: *continues staring at her chest*
Kamiya: *stops talking, noticing Inuyasha was staring at her* What?
Inuyasha: I have an idea! *rushes up to Kagome and opens up her sweater a bit*
Kagome: :shock: Inuyasha--?!
Inuyasha: *sticks the jewel shards down chest*
Kagome: :twitch:
Shippo: Why's you put them in Kagome's boobies?
Inuyasha: 'Cause Naraku will never find them there!
Shippo: Then why is your hand still......
Inuyasha: :heh:
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ok i have some
Kagome:sit!!
Insyaha:what did you do that?
Kagome:opps i was sleep talking sorry
Insyaha:ok don't do it again
Kagome:ok
later on in the night
Kagome:i love you
Insuyaha:what did she say to me?
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Crazy Diamond wrote:Kagura: I look so fat in this
Sesshomaru: Like oh my god no you dont girl
Kagura: you lie look at shamu and throw her back in the water!!
Sesshomaru: Dr. Phil!!!
LOL!!! i love this one!
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