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Theo wrote:If what you suggested were used we would have "You pair of crazy wizard-like guys you". In this case, I refer you to the Chewbacca defense.

"Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests."

In this case, it still doesn't make any sense.

Where's Athos when you need him? he could make sense of that >_>
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Ya think so?
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Not really, I just want to see what he says about it XD
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Probably a bunch of big words and abbreviations that no one knows the meaning to. :p
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Hmm, i'll get him!
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I don't see him >_>. And you forgot about the 3-5 paragraph lines he does Jade XD
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Or more. That's when I don't even attempt to read it, because I know that I won't get his point anyway. Lol. :D
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scorpionwarrior wrote:
Theo wrote:If what you suggested were used we would have "You pair of crazy wizard-like guys you". In this case, I refer you to the Chewbacca defense.

"Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests."

In this case, it still doesn't make any sense.

Where's Athos when you need him? he could make sense of that >_>


Well this is clearly a reference from Comedy Central's South Park. From the looks of things, this is supposed to be parodying Johnnie Cochran's closing argument in the O.J. Simpson trial.

The last line of Cochran's closing argument [in the O.J. case] was: "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit."

Does that make sense? >.>
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Athos wrote:
scorpionwarrior wrote:
Theo wrote:If what you suggested were used we would have "You pair of crazy wizard-like guys you". In this case, I refer you to the Chewbacca defense.

"Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests."

In this case, it still doesn't make any sense.

Where's Athos when you need him? he could make sense of that >_>


Well this is clearly a reference from Comedy Central's South Park. From the looks of things, this is supposed to be parodying Johnnie Cochran's closing argument in the O.J. Simpson trial.

The last line of Cochran's closing argument [in the O.J. case] was: "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit."

Does that make sense? >.>

Almost, but not quite. I read the whole thing through, I swear!
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Just wikipedia "Chewbacca defense" and stop clogging up my site status thread... This is my place for talking about nothing... :)

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Soz. Please continue. :)
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Theo wrote:Just wikipedia "Chewbacca defense" and stop clogging up my site status thread... This is my place for talking about nothing... :)



XD And you haven't replied to my PM :(
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He wont.

He's theo.
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...>.> What about e-mail? XD
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I havent tried that one!

then again, I dun think I've ever really tried to PM him either..

He's too cool.
Also, we should prolly stop spamming here though...
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Ha Sass! In your face! Theo PMed me! XD
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