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XD I've got a funny joke about death that me and my dad say...

We'd be watching tv and one of those commercials would come on about how if you got mesothelioma or something from this or that, you may be entitled to a claim or whatever. And we'd say "If you died, you may be entitled to a claim. =D"

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"I died, but I got better."
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............i don't get the joke in it. >.> the commercials themselves are a joke, but i dont get your addition to it. >.> futher, i really dont get how you died then got better. >.<
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Its poking fun at it. Like, if you died for whatever reason the commercial talked about, then you might be entitled to a claim, but you already died so what difference does it make.

And the dying and got better is more poking fun at people when they say they took such and such a medication or something after being terminally ill or if they said they found god and were healed of whatever.

They're really kinda morbid jokes, honestly.
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"Oh, if you died in an ATV accident, you may be entitled to A CLAIM!"

WELL I'M ALREADY DEAD SO WHAT DOES IT F_CKING MATTER!?!!?!??!

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ah. amusing i suppose. and language nia. ill have none of that.
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v.v sorry.
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its alright sweetheart. on another note, your sig amuses me. =] besides, its colorful! =D!
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MIGUEL! =D! *snuggles miguel* <3
*ahem* <.< >.>
now as i was about to say, can we TRY to get this thread back on topic. we're talking about my rant here. >.>
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