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Simspon story
My own simpson episode, It starts off with homer been chased by a man-eating badger
"Marge, Help AHHH" Homer screams. He runs into the shed and locks the door. "I'll throw this out the window, then he'll never catch me." Homer throws the key out of the window and he sees the badger coming through a torn piece of the door. "Go to fing the key, Got to find the key" Homer panics as he jumps out of the window, Grabs the key, jumps back through the window and unlocks the door. "Phew." Meanwhile a pot of red paint falls on the badger and he faints. "Mmmmmm, we'll have a tasty meal tonight" Homer thinks. So at the dinner table is a badger tied up in strings and the family digging in except Lisa. "I can belive you killed a poor helpless badger" Lisa cries.
"No i didn't it was for his own good anyway he was trying to eat me, Lisa, eat me, eat me, eat me, eat me,eat me, heeee was trying to eat me eat me" Homer sang.
"So" Lisa replies
"So, so" Homer said as he stuffed his face with badger.
"Marge, Help AHHH" Homer screams. He runs into the shed and locks the door. "I'll throw this out the window, then he'll never catch me." Homer throws the key out of the window and he sees the badger coming through a torn piece of the door. "Go to fing the key, Got to find the key" Homer panics as he jumps out of the window, Grabs the key, jumps back through the window and unlocks the door. "Phew." Meanwhile a pot of red paint falls on the badger and he faints. "Mmmmmm, we'll have a tasty meal tonight" Homer thinks. So at the dinner table is a badger tied up in strings and the family digging in except Lisa. "I can belive you killed a poor helpless badger" Lisa cries.
"No i didn't it was for his own good anyway he was trying to eat me, Lisa, eat me, eat me, eat me, eat me,eat me, heeee was trying to eat me eat me" Homer sang.
"So" Lisa replies
"So, so" Homer said as he stuffed his face with badger.
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