What They Would Never Say!!!!!!
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rofl...that was GREAT!!! your good...your good....thats very funny
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your welcome...hey...you want to be on my buddylist?
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Re: What They Would Never Say!!!!!!
ok ok that was so so so funny"
Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this wild goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees, there, chief! Ed, where'd you run off too? Oh, there you are! I couldn't see you over my paperwork
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it was wasn't it AnimeAngel...Equivalent-Exchange is hilarious
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yea she is
Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this wild goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees, there, chief! Ed, where'd you run off too? Oh, there you are! I couldn't see you over my paperwork
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lol lol...here I got a short weird one:
Ed: LETS GO TO A CASINO!
Al: ok...but I already invited Roy
Ed: DARN YOU
Roy: YAY A CASINO! I love the machine where you put a dollar in and 4 quarters come out...I win every time
Ed: *speechless*
Ed: LETS GO TO A CASINO!
Al: ok...but I already invited Roy
Ed: DARN YOU
Roy: YAY A CASINO! I love the machine where you put a dollar in and 4 quarters come out...I win every time
Ed: *speechless*
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lol lol lol lol (roll on the floor)
Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this wild goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees, there, chief! Ed, where'd you run off too? Oh, there you are! I couldn't see you over my paperwork
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I thought it was freaking funny *pats myself on shoulder*
Re: What They Would Never Say!!!!!!
ok I got one It is quite long though
Ed: hey.
Ed Fangirls: YAY!!! ED!! I LOVE YOU!! NO I DO!! BACK OFF HE IS MINE!! *starts fighting each other*
Hatsue: AM I GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE YOU SURGICALLY REMOVED FROM THIS PLACE?
Ed fan girls: we'll be good. *sits quietly*
Hatsue: you really need a restraining order against them.
Ed: I know U-_-
Hatsue: ... why are you so short?
Ed: DON'T YOU CALL ME SHORT, SHRIMP, PIPSQUEAK! *chases Hatsue*
Hatsue: AHHH HE WANTS TO FEAST UPON MY LIFELESS CORPSE AND THEN FEED MY REMAINS TO HIS BUZZARDS!!! *runs around screaming from Ed*
Ed: I'LL KILL YOU MY SELF!! *keeps chasing*
Hatsue: *throws a chair at him then hides behind Zoey* Ed scary T~T
Zoey: well you deserved it. Ed calm down.
Ed: *sits down*
Hatsue: anyway, I haven't seen your movie yet BECAUSE THE DAMN VEOH TOOK IT OFF BEFORE IT WAS FINISHED DOWNLOADING SO I DIDN'T GET TO WATCH IT!! I ONLY SAW THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF IT!!! T~T and that is so not cool dude.
Ed: ... is she-
Zoey: yes she is always like this.
Ed: you seem normal... Why did Hatsue hire you?
Zoey: because Arekku isn't always around so when she isn't I am the one that has to keep Hatsue from blowing things up.
Hatsue: ya, Itachi and Haku almost killed me when I blew up all their nail polish. But it made such a nice boom.
Zoey: you took out half of Japan with that.
Hatsue: and it's my fault that they had so much and left it unlocked for me to get? *looks back at Ed* can you feel stuff with your auto mail arm? I know you can move it, but can you feel?
Ed: no I can't.
Hatsue: so if I bit your arm you wouldn't feel it?
Ed: ... why would you bite my arm?
Hatsue: what arm?
Ed: my auto mail arm.
Hatsue:
Ed: yes U-_-
Hatsue: why didn't you tell me this? *glares at Zoey*
Zoey: why are you glaring at me?
Hatsue: I... don't... know... OH MY GWAD! WHEN DID SHORTY GET HERE?! *points to Ed*
Zoey: you never learn do you?
Ed: I AM NOT SHORT!!! TO SHORT FOR YOU TO SEE, SO SMALL I BLEND IN WITH THE DIRT?!
Hatsue: I NEVER SAID THAT! T~T why are you so mean to Hatsue?
Ed: HMPF!
Hatsue: guess what I got! *pulls out a piece of paper from desk* I GOT A PICTURE OF HUGHES'S DAUGHTER!!! xD *waves picture around*
Ed: NO! *takes picture and rips it up*
Hatsue: well that wasn't very nice! Anyways on with thewhen is lunch, Hatsue is huuuungry T~T
Zoey: finish the interview and you can get lunch.
Hatsue: no! Hatsue wants lunch now!
Zoey: no, finish the interview.
Hatsue: NO! Hatsue hungry now!
Zoey: *glares*
Hatsue: *glares back*
Zoey: *keeps glaring*
Hatsue: *has a lighter*
Zoey: NO DON'T-
Hatsue: *sets curtains on fire* I'll be safe in my box! *climbs in box*
*15 minutes later*
Firefighter: well, the fire is out, but this building is trashed.
Hatsue: ZOEY! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?
Zoey: WHAT?!
Ed: I can always fix it. *claps hands and hits building and fixes it*
Hatsue: ... COOL I NEED TO LEARN TO DO THAT!!!!
Zoey: you can already do something like that but you don't need to the equivalent exchange thing.
Hatsue: O.O I can?!
Ed: she can?! Does that mean you have a philosopher stone?!
Hatsue: a whatty stone?
Ed: Never mind.
Hatsue: do you like RAMEN!!!!?
Ed: eh, it's okay.
Hatsue: JUST OKAY!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A RAMEN EATING CONTEST!
Ed: why would I?
Hatsue: cause if you win I will tell you everything I know about the philosopher stone.
Ed: you know stuff about it?! O.O
Hatsue: I've seen every episode ^^
*one ramen eating contest later*
*Hatsue and Ed are laying on there backs and with huge stomachs*
Hatsue: ahhhg...
Ed: You thought you could win...
Hatsue: I did win...
Ed: pfft, you wish.
Hatsue: ROLLY CHAIR RACES!
Ed: NO!
Hatsue: Chives! The rolly chairs!
Zoey: MY NAME ISN'T CHIVES!
Hatsue: it isn'tanyway, get us the chairs!
Zoey: *gets chairs*
Ed: I am not racing you!
Hatsue: then I wont tell you *folds arms and looks triumphant*
Ed: your on!
Hatsue: Just try to keep up pipsqueak!
Ed: I AM NOT SHORT!!!!
Hatsue: MAX SAY GO!
Zoey: MY NAME ISN'T MAX EITHER!
Hatsue: I'll let you know when I start caring, now say go *glares*
Zoey: go...
*Hatsue takes the lead*
Ed: no! *claps hands and touches the ground so a pot hole appears in front of Hatsue*
Hatsue: *hits the pot hole* ACK! *tips over so the chair is on her*
Ed: *takes the lead* haha, lozer!
Hatsue: no you don't! *snaps fingers and the wheels on the chair fall off*
Ed: wah! * falls off*
Hatsue: REVENGE! *moves chair past pot hole and takes the lead again.*
Ed: I'm not through yet! *chaps hands and fixes the chair then claps again and a wall appears in front of Hatsue*
Hatsue: ooh, thats gonna hurt a little *hits the wall* OWIE! *has a bloody nose*
Ed: *smirks as he passes Hatsue*
Hatsue: PLAY FAIR YOU MIDGET!
Ed: I AM NOT SHORT!!! *stops and turns around to attack Hatsue*
Hatsue: *takes chair and passes Ed* moron! Ahahahahaha!
Ed: CHEATER!!!
Hatsue: you're cheating too!
Ed: *performs more alchemy and Hatsue's chair turns into a rock*
Hatsue: *snaps fingers and a new chair appears. Snaps fingers again and Ed's chair disappears.* ha! You're disqualified because you don't have a chair! xP
Ed: *blows Hatsue's chair up* neither do you!
Hatsue: *runs around picking up pieces of plastic then runs past the finish line* ha! I win I finished first!
Ed: but you don't have a chair!
Hatsue: *snaps fingers and the pieces of plastic fly back together so the are a chair again* =D I win xP
Zoey: *whispers to Ed* just tell her you won, she has the memory of a gold fish
Ed: I won, now you have to tell me the information.
Hatsue: what information?
Ed: about the philosopher stone.
Hatsue: ... ... ... OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BATHROOM?!
Ed: we're outside!
Hatsue: PERVERT AHHH! HELP!!! RAPE!!!
Zoey: better to just back away slowly... just back away slowly *is backing away*
Ed: *backs away then runs off*
Hatsue: hey, where did everyone go- AHH COMMIES!!!! EVIL THAT DOES NOT HIDE! I see weird peoples...
Random Dude: your are a weird peoples.
Hatsue: yes I am, I even got an official certificate! *holds out a piece of cream colored paper*....... Hatsue is alone T~T
Ed: hey.
Ed Fangirls: YAY!!! ED!! I LOVE YOU!! NO I DO!! BACK OFF HE IS MINE!! *starts fighting each other*
Hatsue: AM I GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE YOU SURGICALLY REMOVED FROM THIS PLACE?
Ed fan girls: we'll be good. *sits quietly*
Hatsue: you really need a restraining order against them.
Ed: I know U-_-
Hatsue: ... why are you so short?
Ed: DON'T YOU CALL ME SHORT, SHRIMP, PIPSQUEAK! *chases Hatsue*
Hatsue: AHHH HE WANTS TO FEAST UPON MY LIFELESS CORPSE AND THEN FEED MY REMAINS TO HIS BUZZARDS!!! *runs around screaming from Ed*
Ed: I'LL KILL YOU MY SELF!! *keeps chasing*
Hatsue: *throws a chair at him then hides behind Zoey* Ed scary T~T
Zoey: well you deserved it. Ed calm down.
Ed: *sits down*
Hatsue: anyway, I haven't seen your movie yet BECAUSE THE DAMN VEOH TOOK IT OFF BEFORE IT WAS FINISHED DOWNLOADING SO I DIDN'T GET TO WATCH IT!! I ONLY SAW THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF IT!!! T~T and that is so not cool dude.
Ed: ... is she-
Zoey: yes she is always like this.
Ed: you seem normal... Why did Hatsue hire you?
Zoey: because Arekku isn't always around so when she isn't I am the one that has to keep Hatsue from blowing things up.
Hatsue: ya, Itachi and Haku almost killed me when I blew up all their nail polish. But it made such a nice boom.
Zoey: you took out half of Japan with that.
Hatsue: and it's my fault that they had so much and left it unlocked for me to get? *looks back at Ed* can you feel stuff with your auto mail arm? I know you can move it, but can you feel?
Ed: no I can't.
Hatsue: so if I bit your arm you wouldn't feel it?
Ed: ... why would you bite my arm?
Hatsue: what arm?
Ed: my auto mail arm.
Hatsue:
Ed: yes U-_-
Hatsue: why didn't you tell me this? *glares at Zoey*
Zoey: why are you glaring at me?
Hatsue: I... don't... know... OH MY GWAD! WHEN DID SHORTY GET HERE?! *points to Ed*
Zoey: you never learn do you?
Ed: I AM NOT SHORT!!! TO SHORT FOR YOU TO SEE, SO SMALL I BLEND IN WITH THE DIRT?!
Hatsue: I NEVER SAID THAT! T~T why are you so mean to Hatsue?
Ed: HMPF!
Hatsue: guess what I got! *pulls out a piece of paper from desk* I GOT A PICTURE OF HUGHES'S DAUGHTER!!! xD *waves picture around*
Ed: NO! *takes picture and rips it up*
Hatsue: well that wasn't very nice! Anyways on with thewhen is lunch, Hatsue is huuuungry T~T
Zoey: finish the interview and you can get lunch.
Hatsue: no! Hatsue wants lunch now!
Zoey: no, finish the interview.
Hatsue: NO! Hatsue hungry now!
Zoey: *glares*
Hatsue: *glares back*
Zoey: *keeps glaring*
Hatsue: *has a lighter*
Zoey: NO DON'T-
Hatsue: *sets curtains on fire* I'll be safe in my box! *climbs in box*
*15 minutes later*
Firefighter: well, the fire is out, but this building is trashed.
Hatsue: ZOEY! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?
Zoey: WHAT?!
Ed: I can always fix it. *claps hands and hits building and fixes it*
Hatsue: ... COOL I NEED TO LEARN TO DO THAT!!!!
Zoey: you can already do something like that but you don't need to the equivalent exchange thing.
Hatsue: O.O I can?!
Ed: she can?! Does that mean you have a philosopher stone?!
Hatsue: a whatty stone?
Ed: Never mind.
Hatsue: do you like RAMEN!!!!?
Ed: eh, it's okay.
Hatsue: JUST OKAY!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A RAMEN EATING CONTEST!
Ed: why would I?
Hatsue: cause if you win I will tell you everything I know about the philosopher stone.
Ed: you know stuff about it?! O.O
Hatsue: I've seen every episode ^^
*one ramen eating contest later*
*Hatsue and Ed are laying on there backs and with huge stomachs*
Hatsue: ahhhg...
Ed: You thought you could win...
Hatsue: I did win...
Ed: pfft, you wish.
Hatsue: ROLLY CHAIR RACES!
Ed: NO!
Hatsue: Chives! The rolly chairs!
Zoey: MY NAME ISN'T CHIVES!
Hatsue: it isn'tanyway, get us the chairs!
Zoey: *gets chairs*
Ed: I am not racing you!
Hatsue: then I wont tell you *folds arms and looks triumphant*
Ed: your on!
Hatsue: Just try to keep up pipsqueak!
Ed: I AM NOT SHORT!!!!
Hatsue: MAX SAY GO!
Zoey: MY NAME ISN'T MAX EITHER!
Hatsue: I'll let you know when I start caring, now say go *glares*
Zoey: go...
*Hatsue takes the lead*
Ed: no! *claps hands and touches the ground so a pot hole appears in front of Hatsue*
Hatsue: *hits the pot hole* ACK! *tips over so the chair is on her*
Ed: *takes the lead* haha, lozer!
Hatsue: no you don't! *snaps fingers and the wheels on the chair fall off*
Ed: wah! * falls off*
Hatsue: REVENGE! *moves chair past pot hole and takes the lead again.*
Ed: I'm not through yet! *chaps hands and fixes the chair then claps again and a wall appears in front of Hatsue*
Hatsue: ooh, thats gonna hurt a little *hits the wall* OWIE! *has a bloody nose*
Ed: *smirks as he passes Hatsue*
Hatsue: PLAY FAIR YOU MIDGET!
Ed: I AM NOT SHORT!!! *stops and turns around to attack Hatsue*
Hatsue: *takes chair and passes Ed* moron! Ahahahahaha!
Ed: CHEATER!!!
Hatsue: you're cheating too!
Ed: *performs more alchemy and Hatsue's chair turns into a rock*
Hatsue: *snaps fingers and a new chair appears. Snaps fingers again and Ed's chair disappears.* ha! You're disqualified because you don't have a chair! xP
Ed: *blows Hatsue's chair up* neither do you!
Hatsue: *runs around picking up pieces of plastic then runs past the finish line* ha! I win I finished first!
Ed: but you don't have a chair!
Hatsue: *snaps fingers and the pieces of plastic fly back together so the are a chair again* =D I win xP
Zoey: *whispers to Ed* just tell her you won, she has the memory of a gold fish
Ed: I won, now you have to tell me the information.
Hatsue: what information?
Ed: about the philosopher stone.
Hatsue: ... ... ... OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BATHROOM?!
Ed: we're outside!
Hatsue: PERVERT AHHH! HELP!!! RAPE!!!
Zoey: better to just back away slowly... just back away slowly *is backing away*
Ed: *backs away then runs off*
Hatsue: hey, where did everyone go- AHH COMMIES!!!! EVIL THAT DOES NOT HIDE! I see weird peoples...
Random Dude: your are a weird peoples.
Hatsue: yes I am, I even got an official certificate! *holds out a piece of cream colored paper*....... Hatsue is alone T~T
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Re: What They Would Never Say!!!!!!
wow lol lol lol its funny
Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this wild goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees, there, chief! Ed, where'd you run off too? Oh, there you are! I couldn't see you over my paperwork
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thank you!!! here I got another one:
Ed: "Would you guys mind not arguing over what a skit was and start one already?"
Al: "Umm...Nii-san? I think it's started already?"
Ed: "What! They say the camera's supposed to make you loss 30 lbs or something! The last thing I need is to be even samller than normal!"
Al: "Um...I don't think it matters, Nii-san...nobody can see us..."
Ed: "Oh, really? Then I can do this and nobody will know!?"
Al: "NII-SAN! Put that back on!"
Ed: "Hey, ladies! Guess what I'm looking at right now!"
Al: "Nii-san! Cut that out!"
Ed: "My feet! Hahahaha!"
Al: "Nii-san...you're being disgraceful..."
Ed: "Aw, come on! It's just us guys here anyway."
Winry: "Hello?"
Al: "Um...Nii-san?"
Ed: "Nani?"
*Al points to Winry*
Ed: O_O "Eh...Winry..."
Winry: "Yes?"
Ed: *Puts clothes back on* "What are you doing here!?"
Winry: "...I live here..."
Ed: "How much did you see!?"
Winry: *Shrugs* "Nothing I haven't seen before...but more than those drooling fangirls have seen, that's for sure..."
Ed: "I don't believe this!" *Runs off in embarrasement*
Winry: "Al? Just out of curiosity...what were you two doing?"
Al: "Eh...heheh...Nii-san just wanted to tease the fangirls. Anno...have you really seen Nii-san naked before?"
Winry: "I operated on his body, Al...it was an emergency..."
Al: "...Anno...Winry...?"
Winry: "Eh?"
Al: "...You haven't...seen me before...have you?"
Winly: "Don't worry. You're almost the same size."
*Winry walks away*
Al: "Almost..the same...size?"
how was that?
Ed: "Would you guys mind not arguing over what a skit was and start one already?"
Al: "Umm...Nii-san? I think it's started already?"
Ed: "What! They say the camera's supposed to make you loss 30 lbs or something! The last thing I need is to be even samller than normal!"
Al: "Um...I don't think it matters, Nii-san...nobody can see us..."
Ed: "Oh, really? Then I can do this and nobody will know!?"
Al: "NII-SAN! Put that back on!"
Ed: "Hey, ladies! Guess what I'm looking at right now!"
Al: "Nii-san! Cut that out!"
Ed: "My feet! Hahahaha!"
Al: "Nii-san...you're being disgraceful..."
Ed: "Aw, come on! It's just us guys here anyway."
Winry: "Hello?"
Al: "Um...Nii-san?"
Ed: "Nani?"
*Al points to Winry*
Ed: O_O "Eh...Winry..."
Winry: "Yes?"
Ed: *Puts clothes back on* "What are you doing here!?"
Winry: "...I live here..."
Ed: "How much did you see!?"
Winry: *Shrugs* "Nothing I haven't seen before...but more than those drooling fangirls have seen, that's for sure..."
Ed: "I don't believe this!" *Runs off in embarrasement*
Winry: "Al? Just out of curiosity...what were you two doing?"
Al: "Eh...heheh...Nii-san just wanted to tease the fangirls. Anno...have you really seen Nii-san naked before?"
Winry: "I operated on his body, Al...it was an emergency..."
Al: "...Anno...Winry...?"
Winry: "Eh?"
Al: "...You haven't...seen me before...have you?"
Winly: "Don't worry. You're almost the same size."
*Winry walks away*
Al: "Almost..the same...size?"
how was that?
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Re: What They Would Never Say!!!!!!
wow funny
Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this wild goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees, there, chief! Ed, where'd you run off too? Oh, there you are! I couldn't see you over my paperwork
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thx I'll write more later.....which one do you think is funnier? I like the 1st one more