What They Would Never Say!!!!!!

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rofl...that was GREAT!!! your good...your good....thats very funny

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Thank you^^
PIPSQUEAK?!?!

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Thank you^^
PIPSQUEAK?!?!

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your welcome...hey...you want to be on my buddylist? :bounce:

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Sure^^
PIPSQUEAK?!?!

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ok ok that was so so so funny"
Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this wild goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees, there, chief! Ed, where'd you run off too? Oh, there you are! I couldn't see you over my paperwork

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it was wasn't it AnimeAngel...Equivalent-Exchange is hilarious

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yea she is
Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this wild goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees, there, chief! Ed, where'd you run off too? Oh, there you are! I couldn't see you over my paperwork

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lol lol...here I got a short weird one:

Ed: LETS GO TO A CASINO!
Al: ok...but I already invited Roy
Ed: DARN YOU
Roy: YAY A CASINO! I love the machine where you put a dollar in and 4 quarters come out...I win every time
Ed: *speechless*

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lol lol lol lol :lol: (roll on the floor)
Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this wild goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees, there, chief! Ed, where'd you run off too? Oh, there you are! I couldn't see you over my paperwork

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I thought it was freaking funny *pats myself on shoulder*

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ok I got one It is quite long though :heh:

Ed: hey.

Ed Fangirls: YAY!!! ED!! I LOVE YOU!! NO I DO!! BACK OFF HE IS MINE!! *starts fighting each other*

Hatsue: AM I GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE YOU SURGICALLY REMOVED FROM THIS PLACE?

Ed fan girls: we'll be good. *sits quietly*

Hatsue: you really need a restraining order against them.

Ed: I know U-_-

Hatsue: ... why are you so short?

Ed: DON'T YOU CALL ME SHORT, SHRIMP, PIPSQUEAK! *chases Hatsue*

Hatsue: AHHH HE WANTS TO FEAST UPON MY LIFELESS CORPSE AND THEN FEED MY REMAINS TO HIS BUZZARDS!!! *runs around screaming from Ed*

Ed: I'LL KILL YOU MY SELF!! *keeps chasing*

Hatsue: *throws a chair at him then hides behind Zoey* Ed scary T~T

Zoey: well you deserved it. Ed calm down.

Ed: *sits down*

Hatsue: anyway, I haven't seen your movie yet BECAUSE THE DAMN VEOH TOOK IT OFF BEFORE IT WAS FINISHED DOWNLOADING SO I DIDN'T GET TO WATCH IT!! I ONLY SAW THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF IT!!! T~T and that is so not cool dude.

Ed: ... is she-

Zoey: yes she is always like this.

Ed: you seem normal... Why did Hatsue hire you?

Zoey: because Arekku isn't always around so when she isn't I am the one that has to keep Hatsue from blowing things up.

Hatsue: ya, Itachi and Haku almost killed me when I blew up all their nail polish. But it made such a nice boom.

Zoey: you took out half of Japan with that.

Hatsue: and it's my fault that they had so much and left it unlocked for me to get? *looks back at Ed* can you feel stuff with your auto mail arm? I know you can move it, but can you feel?

Ed: no I can't.

Hatsue: so if I bit your arm you wouldn't feel it?

Ed: ... why would you bite my arm?

Hatsue: what arm?

Ed: my auto mail arm.

Hatsue:
Ed: yes U-_-

Hatsue: why didn't you tell me this? *glares at Zoey*

Zoey: why are you glaring at me?

Hatsue: I... don't... know... OH MY GWAD! WHEN DID SHORTY GET HERE?! *points to Ed*

Zoey: you never learn do you?

Ed: I AM NOT SHORT!!! TO SHORT FOR YOU TO SEE, SO SMALL I BLEND IN WITH THE DIRT?!

Hatsue: I NEVER SAID THAT! T~T why are you so mean to Hatsue?

Ed: HMPF!

Hatsue: guess what I got! *pulls out a piece of paper from desk* I GOT A PICTURE OF HUGHES'S DAUGHTER!!! xD *waves picture around*

Ed: NO! *takes picture and rips it up*

Hatsue: well that wasn't very nice! Anyways on with thewhen is lunch, Hatsue is huuuungry T~T

Zoey: finish the interview and you can get lunch.

Hatsue: no! Hatsue wants lunch now!

Zoey: no, finish the interview.

Hatsue: NO! Hatsue hungry now!

Zoey: *glares*

Hatsue: *glares back*

Zoey: *keeps glaring*

Hatsue: *has a lighter*

Zoey: NO DON'T-

Hatsue: *sets curtains on fire* I'll be safe in my box! *climbs in box*

*15 minutes later*

Firefighter: well, the fire is out, but this building is trashed.

Hatsue: ZOEY! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?

Zoey: WHAT?!

Ed: I can always fix it. *claps hands and hits building and fixes it*

Hatsue: ... COOL I NEED TO LEARN TO DO THAT!!!!

Zoey: you can already do something like that but you don't need to the equivalent exchange thing.

Hatsue: O.O I can?!

Ed: she can?! Does that mean you have a philosopher stone?!

Hatsue: a whatty stone?

Ed: Never mind.

Hatsue: do you like RAMEN!!!!?

Ed: eh, it's okay.

Hatsue: JUST OKAY!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A RAMEN EATING CONTEST!

Ed: why would I?

Hatsue: cause if you win I will tell you everything I know about the philosopher stone.

Ed: you know stuff about it?! O.O

Hatsue: I've seen every episode ^^

*one ramen eating contest later*

*Hatsue and Ed are laying on there backs and with huge stomachs*


Hatsue: ahhhg...

Ed: You thought you could win...

Hatsue: I did win...

Ed: pfft, you wish.

Hatsue: ROLLY CHAIR RACES!

Ed: NO!

Hatsue: Chives! The rolly chairs!

Zoey: MY NAME ISN'T CHIVES!

Hatsue: it isn'tanyway, get us the chairs!

Zoey: *gets chairs*

Ed: I am not racing you!

Hatsue: then I wont tell you *folds arms and looks triumphant*

Ed: your on!

Hatsue: Just try to keep up pipsqueak!

Ed: I AM NOT SHORT!!!!

Hatsue: MAX SAY GO!

Zoey: MY NAME ISN'T MAX EITHER!

Hatsue: I'll let you know when I start caring, now say go *glares*

Zoey: go...

*Hatsue takes the lead*

Ed: no! *claps hands and touches the ground so a pot hole appears in front of Hatsue*

Hatsue: *hits the pot hole* ACK! *tips over so the chair is on her*

Ed: *takes the lead* haha, lozer!

Hatsue: no you don't! *snaps fingers and the wheels on the chair fall off*

Ed: wah! * falls off*

Hatsue: REVENGE! *moves chair past pot hole and takes the lead again.*

Ed: I'm not through yet! *chaps hands and fixes the chair then claps again and a wall appears in front of Hatsue*

Hatsue: ooh, thats gonna hurt a little *hits the wall* OWIE! *has a bloody nose*

Ed: *smirks as he passes Hatsue*

Hatsue: PLAY FAIR YOU MIDGET!

Ed: I AM NOT SHORT!!! *stops and turns around to attack Hatsue*

Hatsue: *takes chair and passes Ed* moron! Ahahahahaha!

Ed: CHEATER!!!

Hatsue: you're cheating too!

Ed: *performs more alchemy and Hatsue's chair turns into a rock*

Hatsue: *snaps fingers and a new chair appears. Snaps fingers again and Ed's chair disappears.* ha! You're disqualified because you don't have a chair! xP

Ed: *blows Hatsue's chair up* neither do you!

Hatsue: *runs around picking up pieces of plastic then runs past the finish line* ha! I win I finished first!

Ed: but you don't have a chair!

Hatsue: *snaps fingers and the pieces of plastic fly back together so the are a chair again* =D I win xP

Zoey: *whispers to Ed* just tell her you won, she has the memory of a gold fish

Ed: I won, now you have to tell me the information.

Hatsue: what information?

Ed: about the philosopher stone.

Hatsue: ... ... ... OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BATHROOM?!

Ed: we're outside!

Hatsue: PERVERT AHHH! HELP!!! RAPE!!!

Zoey: better to just back away slowly... just back away slowly *is backing away*

Ed: *backs away then runs off*

Hatsue: hey, where did everyone go- AHH COMMIES!!!! EVIL THAT DOES NOT HIDE! I see weird peoples...

Random Dude: your are a weird peoples.

Hatsue: yes I am, I even got an official certificate! *holds out a piece of cream colored paper*....... Hatsue is alone T~T

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wow lol lol lol its funny
Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this wild goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees, there, chief! Ed, where'd you run off too? Oh, there you are! I couldn't see you over my paperwork

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thank you!!! here I got another one:

Ed: "Would you guys mind not arguing over what a skit was and start one already?"

Al: "Umm...Nii-san? I think it's started already?"

Ed: "What! They say the camera's supposed to make you loss 30 lbs or something! The last thing I need is to be even samller than normal!"

Al: "Um...I don't think it matters, Nii-san...nobody can see us..."

Ed: "Oh, really? Then I can do this and nobody will know!?"

Al: "NII-SAN! Put that back on!"

Ed: "Hey, ladies! Guess what I'm looking at right now!"

Al: "Nii-san! Cut that out!"

Ed: "My feet! Hahahaha!"

Al: "Nii-san...you're being disgraceful..."

Ed: "Aw, come on! It's just us guys here anyway."

Winry: "Hello?"

Al: "Um...Nii-san?"

Ed: "Nani?"

*Al points to Winry*

Ed: O_O "Eh...Winry..."

Winry: "Yes?"

Ed: *Puts clothes back on* "What are you doing here!?"

Winry: "...I live here..."

Ed: "How much did you see!?"

Winry: *Shrugs* "Nothing I haven't seen before...but more than those drooling fangirls have seen, that's for sure..."

Ed: "I don't believe this!" *Runs off in embarrasement*

Winry: "Al? Just out of curiosity...what were you two doing?"

Al: "Eh...heheh...Nii-san just wanted to tease the fangirls. Anno...have you really seen Nii-san naked before?"

Winry: "I operated on his body, Al...it was an emergency..."

Al: "...Anno...Winry...?"

Winry: "Eh?"

Al: "...You haven't...seen me before...have you?"

Winly: "Don't worry. You're almost the same size."

*Winry walks away*

Al: "Almost..the same...size?"




how was that?

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wow funny
Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this wild goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees, there, chief! Ed, where'd you run off too? Oh, there you are! I couldn't see you over my paperwork

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thx :P I'll write more later.....which one do you think is funnier? I like the 1st one more

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