The Local Brothel 18+(This is hawt stuff)

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The Local Brothel 18+(This is hawt stuff)

Post by The Evil Russell Crowe »

Okay, list your name and why you are at the brothel. NO SWEARING. I can't stand filth.


Name- PimpMaster Lucius Stardust
Nationality- Black American
Age- 32
Reason for coming to the brothel- Owns the brothel and keeps the hoes under control with an iron fist.
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Name-Idu Yoo
Nationality-Asian
Age-58
Reason for coming-to fulfill his lifelong dream of acquiring AIDS
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Name: Athos the Noble

Nationality: Caucasian

Age- 23

Reason for coming: Lost a bet to a friend who now must conquer his fear of ecdysiasts.
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(Why do you have to be over 18 for this RP?)
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The Evil Russell Crowe wrote:I can't stand filth.
*looks at thread title*

Irony...
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Name- Joan Zen
Nationality- Caucasian
Age- 22
Reason for coming to the brothel- A change in her life. Longing to be fulfilled.
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Gyro Zeppeli wrote:
The Evil Russell Crowe wrote:I can't stand filth.
*looks at thread title*

Irony...
ditto
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Name- Harry Cephalus
Nationality- Mixed Mutt
Age- ?
Reason for coming to the brothel- To guard (and sneak peaks at) the prostitutes from freeloading 'window shoppers'; also free alcohol (This I demand from the Pimpmaster!)
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Fujiwara wrote:(Why do you have to be over 18 for this RP?)
You don't; it's just not appropriate for some. :wink:
Shall we get the ball rolling then?? :P
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(Okay, I'll join then)

Name: Hiroshi
Age: 20
Nationality: Japanese
Reason for coming to the brothel: Bored
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Name: Sasquatch Jones ( a girl )
Age: 23 ( SHE says, but can YOU tell how old a sasquatch is just by looking at them? )
Nationality: Bigfoot American
Reason for coming to the brothel: After being fired at Wendy's for eating all of the human fingers in customers' chili orders, Sasquatch had trouble getting back into the swing of things. She attempted to work at Walmart and practiced her 'Hellos', but was scaring away all the rednecks and was shot at here and there. Walmart eventually fired her, and she called Human Resources on them for discrimination. She spent her last pennies going to court, and lost the case. Having nowhere to go and having a spotty job record, she strapped on some revealing panties and sketti strap bras, picked the bugs out of her ears, and saddled up for a career on the pole.
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You're a genius.
We just need a couple more...some hoes and a bartender.
Gather your friends!!!! :lol:
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((i'm a hoe if anyone wanted to know....))
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xD We need to start this parteh!!
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Name: Mike Tysion
Age: 45
Nationality: African American
Reason for coming to the Brothel: Ran out of ears at home.
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Name: Nae-nae
Age: 21
Nationality: --
Reason: Wants to stay in shape.
Now that I've settled down a bit, got knowledge of the land and have a routine set up I can finally get back to doing what I wanna do most... Can someone tell me what that is?
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