Bad things to say during sex

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Re: Bad things to say during sex

Post by Kitty » Oct 01, 2009 10:31pm

Hold on, I have to go poop.

Oops.

What was that noise?

I can't feel anything

Oh baby do me like your brother did last night!
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Re: Bad things to say during sex

Post by Nyx » Oct 02, 2009 6:01pm

Rape!

Or, afterwards, "I feel like I've been raped." (Guess who just heard from her ex again?) :evil:
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Re: Bad things to say during sex

Post by Baby Duck » Oct 02, 2009 7:24pm

Do you smell that?
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Re: Bad things to say during sex

Post by Dretlin » Oct 03, 2009 4:03pm

Baby Duck wrote:Do you smell that?
Brillent.

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Re: Bad things to say during sex

Post by Lestat69_99 » Oct 03, 2009 6:43pm

Mind if I play some Cannibal Corpse?
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Re: Bad things to say during sex

Post by cheetahfear » Oct 04, 2009 12:44am

Miaow wrote:Hold on, I have to go poop.

Oops.

What was that noise?

I can't feel anything

Oh baby do me like your brother did last night!
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Re: Bad things to say during sex

Post by Baby Duck » Oct 04, 2009 9:37am

Hold on my wizard's hat fell off.
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Re: Bad things to say during sex

Post by Kitty » Oct 04, 2009 8:01pm

cheetahfear wrote:
Miaow wrote:Hold on, I have to go poop.

Oops.

What was that noise?

I can't feel anything

Oh baby do me like your brother did last night!
the voice of experience
I don't know what your talking about..... 8-[
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Re: Bad things to say during sex

Post by Kitty » Oct 05, 2009 1:22pm

wtf is that?! what am i suppose to do with that thing??
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Re: Bad things to say during sex

Post by WAKAI_sukebe » May 19, 2010 10:11pm

lol I said"i love you mika nakashima "during sex lol,my girls name is maria
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Re: Bad things to say during sex

Post by fleurish » Jul 09, 2010 3:19am

"did I just feel it come off?"



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Re: Bad things to say during sex

Post by WAKAI_sukebe » Sep 16, 2010 7:24pm

never say mmm girl mmm girl,your twat is as tight as my girlfriends lol,she found out she was not the girlfriend lol
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Re: Bad things to say during sex

Post by cheetahfear » May 15, 2011 8:49am

yawn (waking up) i thought you stopped already
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Re: Bad things to say during sex

Post by deathb0x » Jul 22, 2011 12:42am

never mention the word "God" or "Jesus" when you are doing such thing.

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Re: Bad things to say during sex

Post by WAKAI_sukebe » Jul 24, 2011 1:12am

lol funny [censored] when your name is jesus
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