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is it possible?

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Maybe
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My friend was planning on breaking up with his girlfriend, and this is how he did it: He went to her house and got a blowjob, but he neglected to tell her when he was about to ejaculate, and well basically, you can tell what happened. She was coughing and spluttering and choking. Without saying a word he got up, got her a glass of water, put it on a table next to her and walked out of her house without saying a word.

If he hadn't got her that glass of water she would have drowned! Goes to show you the hidden danger of drowing in semen.

...well not really, but true story nonetheless.

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ekcoL wrote:My friend was planning on breaking up with his girlfriend, and this is how he did it: He went to her house and got a blowjob, but he neglected to tell her when he was about to ejaculate, and well basically, you can tell what happened. She was coughing and spluttering and choking. Without saying a word he got up, got her a glass of water, put it on a table next to her and walked out of her house without saying a word.

If he hadn't got her that glass of water she would have drowned! Goes to show you the hidden danger of drowing in semen.

...well not really, but true story nonetheless.



If I were her, I'd hunt his azz down and knee his jaw in and rip his eyeballs out of their sockets and feed them to the dog next door.

Unless I was a total [censored] to him, and that was why he broke up with me. Then, yes, I'd deserve it.

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Yeah she really did deserve it - though my friend is still a loser.

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Hmmm... um... wow. For once, I don't know what to say! :shock: tis a glorious day for many.

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Anner The Mad Hatter wrote:
ekcoL wrote:My friend was planning on breaking up with his girlfriend, and this is how he did it: He went to her house and got a blowjob, but he neglected to tell her when he was about to ejaculate, and well basically, you can tell what happened. She was coughing and spluttering and choking. Without saying a word he got up, got her a glass of water, put it on a table next to her and walked out of her house without saying a word.

If he hadn't got her that glass of water she would have drowned! Goes to show you the hidden danger of drowing in semen.

...well not really, but true story nonetheless.



If I were her, I'd hunt his azz down and knee his jaw in and rip his eyeballs out of their sockets and feed them to the dog next door.

Unless I was a total [censored] to him, and that was why he broke up with me. Then, yes, I'd deserve it.




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SiMpLy-Me wrote:WOW! :shock: :twitch: :crazy:


Lol, well you just wait 'till a guy does it to you, and we'll see what you'll do to him.

(not that that's ever happened to me)

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i'd tie him to the back of a truck and drive around in circles......but that would be the nice thing to do :mrgreen:
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The old fashion was is better, but haven't had the need to, so meh.
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That question is extremly nasty but it seems pretty possile i don't see why not
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ekcoL wrote:My friend was planning on breaking up with his girlfriend, and this is how he did it: He went to her house and got a blowjob, but he neglected to tell her when he was about to ejaculate, and well basically, you can tell what happened. She was coughing and spluttering and choking. Without saying a word he got up, got her a glass of water, put it on a table next to her and walked out of her house without saying a word.

If he hadn't got her that glass of water she would have drowned! Goes to show you the hidden danger of drowing in semen.

...well not really, but true story nonetheless.


IF I WERE HIM I WOULD BEAT MYSELF SENSELESS FOR BEING SO CRUEL! ](*,) ](*,) ](*,) THATS TOTALLY NOT COOL WHAT HE DID ALSO I WOULD LITERLLAY BEAT HIS ASS IN REL LIFE IF I KNEW HIM, I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THAT, PEOPLE LITERALLY SEE ME AS AN AVENGER....... DONT ASK WHY.
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Our bio teacher tolld us once that you can kill a guy with his own cum when you inject a little bit of it in his blood stream, all boys in our clas went all pale in a minute and were strangeli staryng at me as if they se the Death in person...
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Why would they stare at you?
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Bicouse they think that I'm a veird, scarrye, sadist, I think they tought that I will tray itt out on them in our last year while I promissed revenge on them...
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Dawn wrote:Bicouse they think that I'm a veird, scarrye, sadist, I think they tought that I will tray itt out on them in our last year while I promissed revenge on them...


hmm, revenge, fighting keeps me alive, hence why I will, never be loved. Although I desire "Love" and a long term relationship girls dont like a guy who loves to fight and has is always sad with a angry face.
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Uchiha-Kakashi wrote:
Dawn wrote:Bicouse they think that I'm a veird, scarrye, sadist, I think they tought that I will tray itt out on them in our last year while I promissed revenge on them...


hmm, revenge, fighting keeps me alive, hence why I will, never be loved. Although I desire "Love" and a long term relationship girls dont like a guy who loves to fight and has is always sad with a angry face.


wtf? Are you obsessed with Anima?... I think maybe... you think that... you're an anime charater of some sort. But you're not. I mean, I dunno, you might be, and for all I know, I could be Heidi Klum, but the chances are very low.

Just had to express my thoughts about that comment. Oh crud... stupid lack-of-willpower! I swear, I'm gonna die while logging onto AA, lol, that's how bad I am.

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