Gravy-Train ponders universal enigmas...

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Gravy-Train ponders universal enigmas...

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I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

Why do we call fridges refrigerators instead of frigerators? Because often the contents have not yet been previously frigerated.

If men had boobs, would we still be so awesome?

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Of course not. Boobs take up space. Take David Hasselhoff for example. David would NEVER EVER be able to show off his pecs if they were covered with flabby skin and mammary glands.

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im moing this to OAD. its a little toooooo mature.


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Aww. But my somewhat sarcastic David Hasselhoff reference would get more attention in Mindless!

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Gravy-Train wrote:I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

Why do we call fridges refrigerators instead of frigerators? Because often the contents have not yet been previously frigerated.

If men had boobs, would we still be so awesome?



OMG i actually agree with gravy-train

although if it needs to be refrigerated you most likely got it from the frigerated section of the grocery store, so there for you are re frigerating it

and if men had boobs? hmm...maybe i would be more attracted to them.
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If men had boobs then they would never leave the house.

Tsukiyumi, what anime is your avatar pic from?

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Gravy-Train wrote:
If men had boobs, would we still be so awesome?
Yes my friend, yes indeed.
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