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Do you get 4 homosexual men onto a single bar stool? Turn it upside down.
I see a little silhouetto of a man...
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gosh you straight boys and your jokes... ohhhhhh i got one!


how do you make a straight man run in 4.5 seconds?

tell him the baby is his.


how do you know when a straight guy is lieing to his girlfriend ?

when his mouth is moveing
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That first one is actually quite funny.
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you better start running then Bede cause when you were drunk and high we got together, had some serious gud tyme, and now your baby is due in....OH GOD CONTRACTIONS!!!!

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how do you make a straight guy run in .1 a second?

tell him bovinagina has a crush on him.


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Jesus Christ wrote:how do you make a straight guy run in .1 a second?

tell him bovinagina has a crush on him.


bahahaha
Ouch, not bad.
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i thought women got fat after pregnancy not before
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if you couldn't tell i didn't mean that. i wouldn't do anything with Bede.
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sorry
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Im moving this to Adult discussions.
These type of jokes are clearly inappropriate for the mindless chitchat. Just be worrisome next time. I know sometimes i tend to overlook the rating of what i say. Just don't want the kiddies reading anything they shouldn't be. :mrgreen:

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Bovinagina wrote:if you couldn't tell i didn't mean that. i wouldn't do anything with Bede.
Nor would I with you. I actually have standards. :D
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The Evil Russell Crowe wrote:
Bovinagina wrote:if you couldn't tell i didn't mean that. i wouldn't do anything with Bede.
Nor would I with you. I actually have standards. :D
gosh you boys are so mean. [-X :o
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Soloman~Chivalier wrote:
The Evil Russell Crowe wrote:
Bovinagina wrote:if you couldn't tell i didn't mean that. i wouldn't do anything with Bede.
Nor would I with you. I actually have standards. :D
gosh you boys are so mean. [-X :o
Coin, I think you should,

Smack Crowe, all on the floor,
Smack Crowe, give me some more,
Smack Crowe, 'till you get sore
Smack Crowe, oooh.
Smack Crowe, all on the floor,
Smack Crowe, give me some more,
Smack Crowe, 'till you get sore,
Smack Crowe, oooh.

That is my first reaction anyway. 8)
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+:D.Ř.Ę.Ŧ.Ļ.Ĭ .N:+ wrote:
Soloman~Chivalier wrote:
The Evil Russell Crowe wrote:
Bovinagina wrote:if you couldn't tell i didn't mean that. i wouldn't do anything with Bede.
Nor would I with you. I actually have standards. :D
gosh you boys are so mean. [-X :o
Coin, I think you should,

Smack Crowe, all on the floor,
Smack Crowe, give me some more,
Smack Crowe, 'till you get sore
Smack Crowe, oooh.
Smack Crowe, all on the floor,
Smack Crowe, give me some more,
Smack Crowe, 'till you get sore,
Smack Crowe, oooh.

That is my first reaction anyway. 8)
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i dont know if i should laugh or shake my head in sympathy fro the sadness of this thread.........
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The Brown-Eyed Boy wrote:i dont know if i should laugh or shake my head in sympathy fro the sadness of this thread.........
lightn up :roll:

and yeah, ill smack that :wink:
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