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Do you get 4 homosexual men onto a single bar stool? Turn it upside down.
I see a little silhouetto of a man...
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gosh you straight boys and your jokes... ohhhhhh i got one!
how do you make a straight man run in 4.5 seconds?
tell him the baby is his.
how do you know when a straight guy is lieing to his girlfriend ?
when his mouth is moveing
how do you make a straight man run in 4.5 seconds?
tell him the baby is his.
how do you know when a straight guy is lieing to his girlfriend ?
when his mouth is moveing
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you better start running then Bede cause when you were drunk and high we got together, had some serious gud tyme, and now your baby is due in....OH GOD CONTRACTIONS!!!!
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how do you make a straight guy run in .1 a second?
tell him bovinagina has a crush on him.
bahahaha
tell him bovinagina has a crush on him.
bahahaha
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Ouch, not bad.Jesus Christ wrote:how do you make a straight guy run in .1 a second?
tell him bovinagina has a crush on him.
bahahaha
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i thought women got fat after pregnancy not before
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if you couldn't tell i didn't mean that. i wouldn't do anything with Bede.
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Im moving this to Adult discussions.
These type of jokes are clearly inappropriate for the mindless chitchat. Just be worrisome next time. I know sometimes i tend to overlook the rating of what i say. Just don't want the kiddies reading anything they shouldn't be.
Moved to OAD.
These type of jokes are clearly inappropriate for the mindless chitchat. Just be worrisome next time. I know sometimes i tend to overlook the rating of what i say. Just don't want the kiddies reading anything they shouldn't be.
Moved to OAD.
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Nor would I with you. I actually have standards.Bovinagina wrote:if you couldn't tell i didn't mean that. i wouldn't do anything with Bede.
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gosh you boys are so mean. [-XThe Evil Russell Crowe wrote:Nor would I with you. I actually have standards.Bovinagina wrote:if you couldn't tell i didn't mean that. i wouldn't do anything with Bede.
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Coin, I think you should,Soloman~Chivalier wrote:gosh you boys are so mean. [-XThe Evil Russell Crowe wrote:Nor would I with you. I actually have standards.Bovinagina wrote:if you couldn't tell i didn't mean that. i wouldn't do anything with Bede.
Smack Crowe, all on the floor,
Smack Crowe, give me some more,
Smack Crowe, 'till you get sore
Smack Crowe, oooh.
Smack Crowe, all on the floor,
Smack Crowe, give me some more,
Smack Crowe, 'till you get sore,
Smack Crowe, oooh.
That is my first reaction anyway.
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I almost spit up my pop when I read this!+:D.Ř.Ę.Ŧ.Ļ.Ĭ .N:+ wrote:Coin, I think you should,Soloman~Chivalier wrote:gosh you boys are so mean. [-XThe Evil Russell Crowe wrote:Nor would I with you. I actually have standards.Bovinagina wrote:if you couldn't tell i didn't mean that. i wouldn't do anything with Bede.
Smack Crowe, all on the floor,
Smack Crowe, give me some more,
Smack Crowe, 'till you get sore
Smack Crowe, oooh.
Smack Crowe, all on the floor,
Smack Crowe, give me some more,
Smack Crowe, 'till you get sore,
Smack Crowe, oooh.
That is my first reaction anyway.
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i dont know if i should laugh or shake my head in sympathy fro the sadness of this thread.........
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lightn upThe Brown-Eyed Boy wrote:i dont know if i should laugh or shake my head in sympathy fro the sadness of this thread.........
and yeah, ill smack that
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