Bad things to say during sex
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" I really don't like your mom."
May the mountains rise against you
May the forests block your path
May your axes chip and shatter
And know it is my Wrath
May the forests block your path
May your axes chip and shatter
And know it is my Wrath
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Darth Vader
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Re: Bad things to say during sex
Even better, "I had a better time with your mom."
Luke, I am your father.
Re: Bad things to say during sex
^- Awesome one, right there.
Decisions to decisions are made and not bought, but I thought this wouldn't hurt a lot. I guess not.
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The Brown-Eyed Boy
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Re: Bad things to say during sex
i had a better time with your grandparents.
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Age: 21
Zero says: Everything is FAAABULOUS!!!!!
Age: 21
Zero says: Everything is FAAABULOUS!!!!!
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Lestat69_99
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Re: Bad things to say during sex
You know I think I can get a better lay from the 5 dollar lady on the street corner...
"Well, look who's back...Show him why we call it "SPLATTERHOUSE'."
Terror Mask
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Re: Bad things to say during sex
"Hold up, I just got a text..."
May the mountains rise against you
May the forests block your path
May your axes chip and shatter
And know it is my Wrath
May the forests block your path
May your axes chip and shatter
And know it is my Wrath
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The Brown-Eyed Boy
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Re: Bad things to say during sex
Oh crap!! you woke up!! you need more drugs now!
Name: Tucker
Age: 21
Zero says: Everything is FAAABULOUS!!!!!
Age: 21
Zero says: Everything is FAAABULOUS!!!!!
Re: Bad things to say during sex
"Kapew Kapew, psssshhhhhhh, KABOOM!!"
May the mountains rise against you
May the forests block your path
May your axes chip and shatter
And know it is my Wrath
May the forests block your path
May your axes chip and shatter
And know it is my Wrath
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Re: Bad things to say during sex
*looks out window* "Hey look it's Gio, what's up?"
"The world isn't perfect. But it's there for us, doing the best it can....that's what makes it so damn beautiful." - Roy Mustang
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Lestat69_99
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Re: Bad things to say during sex
Your dad taught me this move....
"Well, look who's back...Show him why we call it "SPLATTERHOUSE'."
Terror Mask
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LMFAO LESTAT!
Decisions to decisions are made and not bought, but I thought this wouldn't hurt a lot. I guess not.
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Lestat69_99
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*Bows*Nelly wrote: LMFAO LESTAT!
"Well, look who's back...Show him why we call it "SPLATTERHOUSE'."
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Re: Bad things to say during sex
Hold on, your mother loved this one.
Yeah, you were right about me, but can I get myself out from underneath this guilt that will crush me? in the choir, I saw our sad Messiah he was bored and tired of my laments
He said, "I died for you one time, but never again"
He said, "I died for you one time, but never again"
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That was good too. x3
Decisions to decisions are made and not bought, but I thought this wouldn't hurt a lot. I guess not.
Re: Bad things to say during sex
to keep the parent theme going...
Your grandmas tighter
Your grandmas tighter
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