Bad things to say during sex
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Re: Bad things to say during sex
Holy crap,hoes arent cheap anymore speacially the big lip ones damm i mean 50 dollars a bj ."i should have tried a crack wh0re down my street"hoho like 5$ lol.
Freaking economy i can 't afford 150$ just for a hour *sigh* aaaaaah the days when AC wh0res would let you do em for 50$
Freaking economy i can 't afford 150$ just for a hour *sigh* aaaaaah the days when AC wh0res would let you do em for 50$
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lol Wakai, where have you been? XD
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Haha, the dogs in the room.
(Did that before. Totally killed the mood haha. Probably because I started to laugh. I dont know. The dog was staring!)
(Did that before. Totally killed the mood haha. Probably because I started to laugh. I dont know. The dog was staring!)
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Re: Bad things to say during sex
Did I ever tell you that you look like my sister?
I actually used that one.
Good times good times.
I actually used that one.
Good times good times.
Yeah, you were right about me, but can I get myself out from underneath this guilt that will crush me? in the choir, I saw our sad Messiah he was bored and tired of my laments
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He said, "I died for you one time, but never again"
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It's stuck... Oh... Umm you used glue...
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Re: Bad things to say during sex
You're gay. Hahahscorpionwarrior wrote:It's stuck... Oh... Umm you used glue...
Decisions to decisions are made and not bought, but I thought this wouldn't hurt a lot. I guess not.
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T_T ironically that was a burn and an answer to this thread
"brb someone's messaged me on AIM/MSN"
"brb someone's messaged me on AIM/MSN"
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Better.. But you're still a homosexual. [:scorpionwarrior wrote:T_T ironically that was a burn and an answer to this thread
"brb someone's messaged me on AIM/MSN"
Decisions to decisions are made and not bought, but I thought this wouldn't hurt a lot. I guess not.
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lol last week my gf told me that she wasnt a virgin it was her period"no wonder it was stinking up the room"
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It's funny how you multitask.Nelly wrote:Better.. But you're still a homosexual. [:scorpionwarrior wrote:T_T ironically that was a burn and an answer to this thread
"brb someone's messaged me on AIM/MSN"
You insulted him, and said something that would be bad during sex.
[censored] hilarious to say though.
Yeah, you were right about me, but can I get myself out from underneath this guilt that will crush me? in the choir, I saw our sad Messiah he was bored and tired of my laments
He said, "I died for you one time, but never again"
He said, "I died for you one time, but never again"
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I know.. o.o
Decisions to decisions are made and not bought, but I thought this wouldn't hurt a lot. I guess not.
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Re: Bad things to say during sex
*when your bf/gf gets to second base* Hang on, my boob itches really bad.
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That'll do fangirl, that'll do.
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