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When I said I was a possitive person, I mean HIV
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"Oh, I saw your sister the other day..."
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Is that hair meant to be there?
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your mom was soooooooooooooooooooooo go last night. and so was your dad!
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is it a bad time,to tell you susan i have herpies and not wearing acondom dont help the cause.
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"So uhh... do I pay you now or later?" >_>
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Don't say anything. Just fall asleep.
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Ya know I've got better women off the street corner.....
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I've had better.........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Eh, my sister does it better

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do you know that I'm having sex with you just because I'm getting paid to?

or

I'm only going to pay you a penny.
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Person 1: This is your first time..right? Person 2: Yeah.. today

When is this supposed to feel good?

That leak better be from the waterbed!

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How long do you plan to be "almost there"?
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How long do you plan to be "almost there" - i've actually said something like that but not during sex....proper killed my arm the bastard *shakes fist at her bf*
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"Make sure you gargle before you spit it out."

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