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" I really don't like your mom."
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Even better, "I had a better time with your mom."
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^- Awesome one, right there.
Decisions to decisions are made and not bought, but I thought this wouldn't hurt a lot. I guess not.
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i had a better time with your grandparents.
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You know I think I can get a better lay from the 5 dollar lady on the street corner...
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"Hold up, I just got a text..."
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Oh crap!! you woke up!! you need more drugs now!
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"Kapew Kapew, psssshhhhhhh, KABOOM!!"
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*looks out window* "Hey look it's Gio, what's up?"
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Your dad taught me this move....
"Well, look who's back...Show him why we call it "SPLATTERHOUSE'."
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LMFAO LESTAT!
Decisions to decisions are made and not bought, but I thought this wouldn't hurt a lot. I guess not.
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Nelly wrote: LMFAO LESTAT!
*Bows*
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Hold on, your mother loved this one.
Yeah, you were right about me, but can I get myself out from underneath this guilt that will crush me? in the choir, I saw our sad Messiah he was bored and tired of my laments
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That was good too. x3
Decisions to decisions are made and not bought, but I thought this wouldn't hurt a lot. I guess not.
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to keep the parent theme going...


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