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Holy crap,hoes arent cheap anymore speacially the big lip ones damm i mean 50 dollars a bj ."i should have tried a crack wh0re down my street"hoho like 5$ lol.
Freaking economy i can 't afford 150$ just for a hour *sigh* aaaaaah the days when AC wh0res would let you do em for 50$
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lol Wakai, where have you been? XD

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Haha, the dogs in the room.


(Did that before. Totally killed the mood haha. Probably because I started to laugh. I dont know. The dog was staring!)
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bad thing to do is yawning!...."yawn"
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Did I ever tell you that you look like my sister?

I actually used that one.

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It's stuck... Oh... Umm you used glue...
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scorpionwarrior wrote:It's stuck... Oh... Umm you used glue...
You're gay. Hahah :P
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T_T ironically that was a burn and an answer to this thread

"brb someone's messaged me on AIM/MSN"
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scorpionwarrior wrote:T_T ironically that was a burn and an answer to this thread

"brb someone's messaged me on AIM/MSN"
Better.. But you're still a homosexual. [:
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lol last week my gf told me that she wasnt a virgin it was her period"no wonder it was stinking up the room"
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Nelly wrote:
scorpionwarrior wrote:T_T ironically that was a burn and an answer to this thread

"brb someone's messaged me on AIM/MSN"
Better.. But you're still a homosexual. [:
It's funny how you multitask.


You insulted him, and said something that would be bad during sex.

[censored] hilarious to say though.
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I know.. o.o
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is it in yet???
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RAPE!
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*when your bf/gf gets to second base* Hang on, my boob itches really bad.
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