I agree. Twat-waffle is probably one of the best made-words I've ever heard, and believe me that is a fantastic feat.
Well I have a story, it won't be interesting to anybody who hasn't been to a concert, and it's pretty simple.
The Bamboozle is basically this huge concert much like Warped Tour, that only happens in New Jersey. A lot of good bands play there too, Brett Michaels from Poison, Anti-Flag, who were awesome by the way, as well as many others.
Tens of thousands of people fill the Meadowlands during the three days of this even, and the enjoyment comes from seeing bands that you wouldn't get to see in a smaller setting, even though their set isn't as long.
Now the annoying thing is when people crowd surf. Especially heavyweight people, no offense, but with all the kicking and landing on people's heads, it's just a very stupid thing to do when people aren't paying attention because they're trying to enjoy the show.
So a friend and I, along with these two other dudes that we just met decided to do something about it. When we noticed that somebody was trying to crowd surf, we would simply move out of the way leaving them to fall to the ground. There were also numerous elbows and kicks thrown around.
The funny thing is nobody made it across our section for like the first half of the set.
Yeah, you were right about me, but can I get myself out from underneath this guilt that will crush me? in the choir, I saw our sad Messiah he was bored and tired of my laments
He said, "I died for you one time, but never again"