Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.

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Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.

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Same as the title says. Normal conversations that sound dirty. But are actually innocent.


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[censored] me sideways.
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Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more

The judge gave her the stiffest one he could
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I am very talented; I can do a lot of things with my hands.
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Are you sure it goes there? Will it even fit in there?
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Father Goose:

Catherine: Oh Chesare would’ve never done to my leg what you did!
Walter: Probably couldn’t reach it.
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"You just slip it in."

I don't think I'll ever hear the end of that one =|
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My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
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This commercial? o.o

Click if you want.
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Pioneer Cabbit wrote:This commercial? o.o

Click if you want.
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lol, haha read the title. :P
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shuttlecock

Hold up! I need to wash my balls first!
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lmao... I used to play with shuttlecocks a lot when I was little. (badminton)
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Young man, get that out of there!
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"I'm not putting that big fat thing in my little hole"
Yeah, you were right about me, but can I get myself out from underneath this guilt that will crush me? in the choir, I saw our sad Messiah he was bored and tired of my laments
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"when can i expect you up?"

"baseball is all wrong, man with 4 ballls cannot walk"

"man with athletic finger make broad jump"

*the last one i read outloud to my parents because i didnt think it was dirty LMAO*

*i was grounded from the computer for 2 weeks xp*
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