Would you like to pet my pussy?
Don't wiggle your wiener at me!
How can you shove that all in your mouth at once?
I wanna suck on it too!
Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
(RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² + OOH(LA)²
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Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
TV Myth:
Zsa Zsa Gabor: Would you like to pet my pussy?
Johnny Carson: I will if you'll get that damn cat out of the way!
Zsa Zsa Gabor: Would you like to pet my pussy?
Johnny Carson: I will if you'll get that damn cat out of the way!
Since when does something have to make sense to be logical?
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
"hello, what can i do for you?"
"yes"
"let me take that for you"
(yeah... dont say its not true lol, i have to say that stuff all day.. at the bank! xp)
"yes"
"let me take that for you"
(yeah... dont say its not true lol, i have to say that stuff all day.. at the bank! xp)
I cannot save you, I cant even save myself.
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Random middle aged guy standing behind my youth group at some crazy Mississippi church: "Take me there!" *in a high-ish pitched voice*
"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
"If you want to view paradise simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it. You want to change the world? There's nothing to it."
"If you want to view paradise simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it. You want to change the world? There's nothing to it."
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
"My legs are too short to.... [censored]" - Evelyn.
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Decisions to decisions are made and not bought, but I thought this wouldn't hurt a lot. I guess not.
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Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Sperm whale?
Listening to: Suffocating Under Words of Sorrow by Bullet For My Valentine
Mood: Recovering
Thoughts: I only see half of the silver lining...
Mood: Recovering
Thoughts: I only see half of the silver lining...
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
"Give me the F**king wiener, Cory!"
The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on. DONT CALL ME PET NAMES IT PISSES ME OFF!
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Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
"It went into the wrong hole"
god...everyone i know wont let me live that one down....we were just playing golf......
god...everyone i know wont let me live that one down....we were just playing golf......
Not only am I obsessed with shiney things, I am the god of shiney things....Praise me!!!!
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm21 ... shiney.gif
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm21 ... shiney.gif
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Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
It's too big.
It won't go in.
It won't go in.
キティ
x Move On, It's just a chapter in the past. But don't close the book, just turn the page x
x Move On, It's just a chapter in the past. But don't close the book, just turn the page x
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
this is some delicious sausage
Hi, I'm Serena
and I used to love this place
and I used to love this place
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Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
lol
キティ
x Move On, It's just a chapter in the past. But don't close the book, just turn the page x
x Move On, It's just a chapter in the past. But don't close the book, just turn the page x
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Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
dude last night i slept with this girl now i have the itch to see her again.
Quick get the revolver and one bullet you were saving for xmas. say no to violence kids