Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
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Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Same as the title says. Normal conversations that sound dirty. But are actually innocent.
I never go first. So someone else do the honors.
Yeah, you were right about me, but can I get myself out from underneath this guilt that will crush me? in the choir, I saw our sad Messiah he was bored and tired of my laments
He said, "I died for you one time, but never again"
He said, "I died for you one time, but never again"
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Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
[censored] me sideways.
Demyx wrote:I can wrestle and pin a girl who's twice my size. I have nothing to be ashamed of at all.
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Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
The judge gave her the stiffest one he could
The judge gave her the stiffest one he could
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Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
I am very talented; I can do a lot of things with my hands.
Since when does something have to make sense to be logical?
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Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Are you sure it goes there? Will it even fit in there?
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Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Father Goose:
Catherine: Oh Chesare wouldāve never done to my leg what you did!
Walter: Probably couldnāt reach it.
Catherine: Oh Chesare wouldāve never done to my leg what you did!
Walter: Probably couldnāt reach it.
Since when does something have to make sense to be logical?
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Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
"You just slip it in."
I don't think I'll ever hear the end of that one =|
I don't think I'll ever hear the end of that one =|
An ordinary girl, an ordinary waist; but ordinary's just not good enough today.
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Who needs imagination when you have a television?
Half of the Dream Team. Sup Mike? Part of the Sexy Trio
BIKI! =3
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Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
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Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Don't wake me; I plan on sleeping in
There is a light that never goes out~
There is a light that never goes out~
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Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
*dies laughing* Oh God..."Take the fish, lie it down, and use the WonderBoner!"
"My wife would love the WonderBoner!"
"Where did you get the WonderBoner?
Funny you should ask."
This is the worst commercial ever...
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Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
lol, haha read the title.
Don't wake me; I plan on sleeping in
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Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
shuttlecock
Hold up! I need to wash my balls first!
Hold up! I need to wash my balls first!
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Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
lmao... I used to play with shuttlecocks a lot when I was little. (badminton)
Don't wake me; I plan on sleeping in
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There is a light that never goes out~
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Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Young man, get that out of there!
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Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
"I'm not putting that big fat thing in my little hole"
Yeah, you were right about me, but can I get myself out from underneath this guilt that will crush me? in the choir, I saw our sad Messiah he was bored and tired of my laments
He said, "I died for you one time, but never again"
He said, "I died for you one time, but never again"
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
"when can i expect you up?"
"baseball is all wrong, man with 4 ballls cannot walk"
"man with athletic finger make broad jump"
*the last one i read outloud to my parents because i didnt think it was dirty LMAO*
*i was grounded from the computer for 2 weeks xp*
"baseball is all wrong, man with 4 ballls cannot walk"
"man with athletic finger make broad jump"
*the last one i read outloud to my parents because i didnt think it was dirty LMAO*
*i was grounded from the computer for 2 weeks xp*
I cannot save you, I cant even save myself.