Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.

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Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.

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Would you like to pet my pussy?

Don't wiggle your wiener at me!

How can you shove that all in your mouth at once?

I wanna suck on it too!
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TV Myth:

Zsa Zsa Gabor: Would you like to pet my pussy?
Johnny Carson: I will if you'll get that damn cat out of the way!
Since when does something have to make sense to be logical?
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"hello, what can i do for you?"

"yes"

"let me take that for you"

(yeah... dont say its not true lol, i have to say that stuff all day.. at the bank! xp)
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Random middle aged guy standing behind my youth group at some crazy Mississippi church: "Take me there!" *in a high-ish pitched voice*
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"My legs are too short to.... [censored]" - Evelyn.
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Sperm whale?

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"Give me the F**king wiener, Cory!"
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"It went into the wrong hole"

god...everyone i know wont let me live that one down....we were just playing golf......
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It's too big.

It won't go in.
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this is some delicious sausage
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lol
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dude last night i slept with this girl now i have the itch to see her again.
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